Davy Andrews

@davyandrewsdavy

Writer at FanGraphs. Guitarist for The Subway Ghosts and The Spaghettis. Baker of cookies. He/him. DMs open. davyandrews.bandcamp.com.

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Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· 12d

I’ve started making my wife’s overnight oats, and I’m having entirely too much fun surprising her with new flavors. Left to Right: Coffee and Banana Lemon Blueberry Apple Cinnamon Cherry, Walnut, and Pecan Mango and Toasted Coconut

Five little Tupperware containers laid out on the kitchen island with the described flavors of overnight oats and toppings in them.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· 20d

Please tell me he’s the heir to this fortune.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· 23d

So I had an idea for a rainbow cookie cake.

A whole cake made out of layers of red, white, and green almond cake, with jam in between each layer and chocolate ganache on the outside.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· 23d

Trea TURNER.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· 28d

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jul 9

Someone please teleport me to Minnesota for a couple minutes.

A description of a Dubai whoopie pie: Dubai chocolate inspired Whoopie pie, made with pistachio cream sandwiched between two dark chocolate cakes. Rolled in crunch topping of shredded filo crust, pistachios, honey, and brown sugar.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jun 26

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jun 10

The leading suspect.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jun 8

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· May 17

Saw a new one on the street the other day, in case anybody wants to keep it fresh.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· May 8

The other night while I was rocking my daughter to sleep, I had an idea for a dessert lasagna. Amaretti biscuits for the noodles, raspberry compote for the sauce, cannoli filling for the cheese, and creamy/crunchy pistachio paste for the spinach. It worked out pretty well!

A goober holding up the aforementioned dessert lasagna with a goofy grin. It’s the size of a dinner plate and six inches tall.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· May 7

May I come over and Scooby Doo sneak through the frame with kids on my shoulders?

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 25

I'm not sure I've ever been more proud than I am right now, knowing that this is what the homepage of FanGraphs looks like on Opening Day.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 25

I stand by my predictions 100%.

Why They’ll Lose It All: Just after the Bratwurst earns All-Star Game MVP honors, the Brewers will celebrate with a sausage appreciation night: sausage-making competitions, grilling competitions, bratwurst eating contests, kids in sausage costumes, the whole nine yards. But while handing out an award to a local sausage-maker right in front of home plate, the sure-footed Bratwurst will trip and tragically stumble directly into a running sausage grinder. To the horror of 41,900 celebrants, it will return to its previous state, an unformed pile of meat (with veins of lederhosen mixed in there too). The crowd will watch in stunned silence as all of the sausage-makers on hand try in vain to put the Bratwurst back together again. The entire state of Wisconsin will go into mourning. The Brewers will play out the string lifelessly. Murphy will take a flier on the Polish sausage, but it’ll keep getting doubled off because it doesn’t understand the tag-up rule.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 18

To all my friends back home, you know what you need to do.

If all you did was swap the plate appearance totals around so Ford got 320 and Ruiz got 154, the Nationals would instantly move into a tie for 18th place. If Ford doesn’t win this competition, Washingtonians should consider rioting.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 18

Fun thing to note in case McLean gets to face the top of the lineup a third time. Hardest anybody hit his sweeper last year: Ronald Acuña Jr.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 16

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 13

Can this be a solution?

Dig Dug digging a channel through the straight of Hormuz

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Mar 8

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Feb 9

I wrote some jokes about what these chatbots might actually look like. But I also did some serious digging about this agreement and the company the MLBPA just partnered with.

Bryce Harper Chat

FAN: Hi, Bryce. I really want to get healthier. Do you have any diet or exercise tips?

HARPER: Alright brother, here's something they won't teach you about Louis Pasteur in a government school.

Last week, Nigam told Axios that the MLBPI deal is the first of 10 new partnerships across sports, music, and entertainment that Genies will announce this year. Genies has a history of making splashy announcements, then quickly moving on to chase the next trend. In 2017, Nigam declared his goal was “making Bitmoji obsolete,” but the company soon pivoted to NFTs, then the Metaverse, then to creating its own social network, which it billed as “AI Roblox.”

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Feb 4

Apropos of nothing, it would be a good day to read this.

Jeff Bezos owns both The Washington Post and the world’s most gleaming cranium; the contents of each have pivoted sharply to the right since Trump returned to the White House.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jan 28

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jan 21

NEW YORK: Come see our band, The Subway Ghosts, on Saturday in Brooklyn. I always bake treats for our shows, and I take requests. If you're planning on coming, tell me what you'd like me to bake! Here are some examples from previous shows.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jan 20

Same drop-off this year, but less last year. It'll be interesting to see what it looks like whenever any offseason model tweaks take effect.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Jan 16

NEW YORK FRIENDS: Before you lobotomize yourself for the weekend, please take note. Our band, The Subway Ghosts, has a show next Saturday, the 24th, in Industry City, Brooklyn. Come say hi!

Attention:
PUNK ROCK SHOW.

AN AFTERNOON OF MUSIC
PERFORMED LIVE BY MISCREANTS
(FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF OTHER MISCREANTS).

Featuring:
The Spent Priests
The Subway Ghosts
The Dirty Carboys

Particulars:
Saturday, Jan. 24
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm

Gun Hill Publick House
Industry City, Brooklyn
52 34th Street (Bldg. 6)

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Dec 17

I wrote about Chris Martin, who has had a super interesting career and found an improbable way to become one of the most effective pitchers in the game.

Put it all together, and Martin has earned strikes on 51% of the pitches he’s thrown in the big leagues. Over the course of the pitch tracking era, that puts him in the 97th percentile, right between Garrett Crochet and Max Scherzer. I swear to God.

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Dec 12

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Dec 10

"Now what we might be able to do is recreate him. Recreate him in the aggregate."

Davy Andrews@davyandrewsdavy· Dec 4

Gonna start using this as a vicious burn.