Sir, a second child has fallen into a silverback's enclosure

Niche

When they swap it without asking

Looks like Kimmel touched a nerve. Call me crazy, but I think touching kids is exponentially worse.

Quiet, piggy

He's heard how much celebration there'll be with Trump's eventual demise. He can only work his way to second place even with these hot takes.

American politics be like:

Saw this posted on a Facebook group. We got a National Park pass last time we were in the US. I'm so glad it was two years ago, as I couldn't keep that version as a souvenir and it would be too small to wipe my arse with

Unserious clown show. People voted for incompetence.

If any Aussie worshippers of this fuckwit could give themselves an uppercut, that'd be great. After you've done that - paracetamol is cheap at Woolies.

"We fucked up the trade routes, you can either clean it up or buy from us"

Great job Donold. 5D chess.

I've only seen the Iranians clowning on him

Explains the masks.

This is me

"You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system."