Big John
@dcbigjohn
Editor in Chief, Gambit Weekly. Formerly BuzzFeed, Roll Call, Nat Journal, Your Mom’s House. John Fetterman bit my style. Basically a DC bama livin in New Orleans
Me and my homie talking about what’s next in the World Cup and how I don’t want to support racist ass Argentina, BUT ALSO fucking racist ass, shittiest group of fuckers ever England
Got this photo off eBay of my grand father (who I’m named after) at work at the Chicago Daily News. I guess the whole “fucking with corrupt rich and powerful people” thing really does run in the family
the LAST person who should be giving advice about contraception is the human version of chlamydia
After watching England get out played by Ghana in a wonderful display of anti-colonial strength, gonna celebrate with some Blue Spot and Brocato treasures
Anybody else get this weird message just now? WTF do they know that we do not
Discovered today we’re officially in “tap water ain’t ever cold” season shortly before finding out we’re also in MINI CHEESECAKE CONES FROM TRADER JOES SEASON HELL YEAH
lol Sewerage & Water Board using weather as an excuse to cancel meetings they’re gonna get tore up at is WILD
Just got to the beach in Saint Aug for a weekend away and HAD to order their Friday night drink special … the Frog Island Ice Tea
Watching the classic Rick Berman Star Trek Voyager episode featuring The Rock with two clitorises (clitori?) on his face
Emma just said Jason Alexander looks like he’s wearing a Gary Busey skin suit in the Star Trek Voyager episode Think Tank and now I can’t unsee it
It’s Election Day! Just exercised the franchise and now I’m heading to have a boil for my Gambit gang, the best newsroom in New Orleans!
Ooooh shit Johnny Appleseed came by and dropped off the new @isaacfitzgerald.bsky.social hotness!
Maaan my girl is poppin up her Piece of Meat jonx at R bar tonight and these cheese stuffed boudin egg rolls are so on point
I dunno what is happening with blackberries but I’m diggin in. I am six foot seven and got some big hands and these but he’s are two knuckles long and juicy as a mug. Nothin like the lil ass things we got as kids
I honestly feel very sorry for most of you for never, ever having the sheer joy of petting Pretty Pretty Princess Meow Meow Jawsy Jaws and experiencing the plutonic ideal of softness. Utterly perfect softness, like a cloud that loves you
Gal Holiday is so goddamn good they actually make me kinda like country music