Neil Patrick Caucasian
@deadagainibsequim
He/him 🩷😈💙🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Stay-at-home orchestra conductor, professional amateur. Mostly just here for a good time, not necessarily a long time.
Post a perfect album from lé 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
Sundays are for homework. *noticed Wendy* fuckin'A, Wendy. I agree, wholeheartedly.
The fact that I have to consistently double check to see if whatever came out of that leathery, grinding cock holster is an Onion article is truly disheartening.
Day 13 (3...days...late-ear) Cuz Russian philosophy is the bleakest of bleak.
Day 12 This seems as appropriate today as it was when it was written in the 1700's. #iykyk
I'm kinda freaking out but if I go blind in my left eye, I'm getting a tattoo around that eye like Odin's in Dad Of Boy 2: The Daddening.
I can't even fathom being able to live with myself if this was my legacy. There is no hell fearsome enough to absolve anyone of this.
Day 8 "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
Day 7 "When the going gets tough, launch reeds into the sky And escape on rainbows Maybe now, leave the body beneath the tractor-trailers in the cutleaf And look to the wounds in our bellies, Climb through." I keep this book within reach most every day.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ. Every ad department needs to hire, at minimum, one middle schooler to run their new campaign names and slogans by. If they giggle or won't look you in the eye, you need to re-examine your shit to see where the innuendo is.
Day 5 I literally just started this novel today and I'm quite certain that it's going to become an absolute favorite. (Fingers crossed that the author doesn't turn out to be a terrible human being. Looking at you, NEIL)
Louis Cyphre. After all, a deals a deal and you knew I was poison when you picked me up.
I mean, I don't like being unemployed but...I don't miss working 60+ hours a week either.
Here we are after one week of healing. Currently my favorite tattoo.