DeadZedNed

@deadzedned

Some dude that likes alcohol and games a lot, especially TTRPGs. 27. Any pronouns, but it's OK if you default to he/him I guess BLM first, queer stuff second, autism somewhere in between. Minors DNI 🔞

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DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Jun 12

My girl Eclipse, who I should probably have a separate account for by now lmao

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Apr 28

Hell yeah, she's onto something. I think that's the same ballpark of ingredients as what Costco's marinated salmon fillets.

Box of "Morey's Marinated Wild Alaskan Salmon", in a pack or 6 fillets.

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Jan 30

Load-bearing meme in my brain to keep me from going insane.

This image is a Tweet screenshot.

Screenname #RipBandz/User @LANDoCUH tweets: "Niggas when a video game aint got guns or a ball in it"

Accompanied by an image of Patric from SpongeBob SquarePants sleeping on a couch, mouth open and eyes closed.

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Jul 26

Vintage Story has served as my current secondary reprieve from the horrors (first being ttrpgs) Behold, my humble abode. It will be improved from mere waddle and daub to something nicer once I get access to actual metal tools, and proper carpentry and stoneworking with it.

A game screenshot of Vintage Story. The POV faces the front of a simple one-level house made of wattle and daub and mixed roofing materials, including some red ceramic shingles. A crude door sits in the doorway, and some fencing occupies a block of space in the wall as an improvised window.

A game screenshot of Vintage Story. The POV is inside the same house as the previous picture, with the same wattle and daub interior walls as at the exterior - plus a vertical log up the middle of the rear wall. The ceiling is a mix of more logs and bales of dried grass.

The floor is a mix of cobblestone and grass, and reed chests, crocks of food, and fired clayworks rest on the ground. A bedroll lies partly out of frame in a corner.

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Jul 16

Caption: Me and my friend, after running into 14 werewolves behind the waffle house dumpster

Image below: A drawing of two oreo style cookies lean back on a countertop, bearing stubby legs and arms.
On the left, one says "Boy, I am stuffed..."
A second similar cookie, thicker with more filling, says: "I'm double stuffed!!"
Image signature reads @thedailyounc (?, handwritten and slightly blurred)

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Feb 16

I think I've shown you Ruby before

Ruby, a red-haired humanoid with alligator traits: the brown skin at most of her body transitions to green at her knees and hands, and a large scaly tail sprouts from behind her. She faces the camera with a tongue-out expression.

A braided ponytail of her red hair descends down her front, and she wears jean shorts, leather boots, and a blue plaid button-up shirt that reveals her midriff; the ends are tied together as a pseudo-bra. Gold hoops hang from her ears, and a cowboy hat rests at her back hanging from a lanyard.

Ruby, a red-haired humanoid with alligator traits: the brown skin at most of her body transitions to green at her thighs and hands, and a large scaly tail sprouts from behind her. She's holding a lever-action rifle over a shoulder, perpendicular to the camera.

A braided ponytail of her red hair descends down her front, and she wears jean shorts, leather boots, and a blue plaid button-up shirt that reveals her midriff; the ends are tied together as a pseudo-bra. Gold hoops hang from her ears, and a cowboy hat rests at her back hanging from a lanyard.

DeadZedNed@deadzedned· Dec 26

This is Eclipse! She's a half-oni trying her best to tamp down her ravenous urges and hang out with other humanoids. She's a mercenary or bodyguard by trade. Her favorite color is purple (same as her eyes)