Dee Morris
@dee-morris
Newly diagnosed autistic, queer, writer, currently hyperfixating on all things Good Omens, any gender/pronouns really, just don't call me late for crepes
Breaking news: Mitch McConnell releases photo and statement saying everything is fine.
But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is ours today
He cannot handle any part of this conversation, not even a little. Screaming crying throwing up, almost literally
This is the most relatable Michael has ever been. "Only I remember, I remember everything" --says the mom who had to keep track of doctor appointments and soccer practice and hasn't brushed her teeth in days.
Ooh, jealous! I love owls. Look what I found. They were really cheap bc there were seven of them instead of eight.
Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK LOOK WHAT MY MIDDLE KID GOT ME FOR MOTHER'S DAY It looks extremely bitchin in a dark room btw
I curled up in bed and couldn't move for the rest of the weekend. Except to make this meme.
