Neither of my candidates won their primary. Here’s to another boring election cycle in CT. Yawn

RIP to all the maga children who have antivaxxer parents Thoughts Prayers

Someone spank my ass

In the words of a broken heart It's just emotions taking me over Caught up in sorrow, lost in the song But if you don't come back Come home to me, darling

I have an ingrown hair by my lip and I look great

Voted early today. Let’s gooo

All the queers are gonna need to start living in communes just to afford these ridiculous prices. Let’s make large voting blocks 🤣

HOW DID WE GET HERE I USED TO ONOW YOU SO WELL YEAH, YEAHHHH I THINK I KNOW! I think I know! Ooh, there is something I see in you It might kill me But I want it to be trueeee

Someone make a meme of Zohran saying “get these beggars out of here” and it’s the DNC

Your butts are giving me the horn

I’m ready for a nap

YEAH Old Technology Old Technology I’m doing drugs tonight-

Cut a skin tag off my neck (do not reccommend) and it bled profusely. PRO-FUSE-LY. But who can afford a dermatologist, am I right? 😭🤣

Slayyyter was so good at Lolapalooza I love her so much

Feeling better today. I think this whole “not sleeping” thing is really fucking up my body. I just want to sleep for more than 5 hours consecutively. Booo

I don’t feel so good. 🤢

$9000 for a casket? Just put me in a refrigerator box and throw me on the fire

Spoiler for Spider Man . . . I saw a scene with Jean on TikTok and holy shit Sadie Sink changed my mind. She’s perfect for the character.

Don’t think I don’t notice you only comment on the twink and muscly guys stuff. I do. I just hate myself enough to still want your attention. Oh, balderdash

Therapy fucked me so hard yesterday I only got 4 hours of sleep as a result. Boooo

She is the moment youtu.be/oQfWa3WQXqg?...

Happy mcm

Europe rn without AC:

Sports.

Meet Cora- the newest member of my landlord’s zoo. I’m gonna steal her

Mi amore don’t you know My love I want you so Sugar you make my soul complete Rapture tastes so sweet

Me when people start running their mouths about Britney Spears:

Baby, all I need Is just a little bit of your starlight. Shining on me, I never knew an aura was so bright. So bright, oh Shining like a supernova, brightest of the stars. The stars From another galaxy like Jupiter or Mars

Love the way I look, ripped out of your arms. Who would think that loosing you would be so much fun? Gone, gone, love the way you’re gone.

#spoiler . . . . I feel like Silky and Vivacious had the best performance and I’m SHOOK! SHOOK I SAY!