when someone tells me they’ve watched it at the cinema instead of buying an applewatch

The bot is reaching sentience!

An MTG card of an unrelated movie which itself is a remake of another movie…

lindsay graham after finding mitch

My disappointment: 不可估量 My day: 毀於一旦

《Democratic Socialist People’s Modern》 Magic: The Gathering, liberated from decadent capitalist profiteering through the indomitable revolutionary spirit and self-reliance of the players, and forever guided by the immortal teachings of our Eternal Founder, Comrade Richard Garfield.

This is the only thing I know about Basques outside of linguistics

This is gotta be one of the funniest instances of Gen X narcissism, especially considering it’s a comment on Trump destroying America lmao

Rude

I have this extension that turns pages into dark mode and for some reason it also inverts pictures on wikipedia and Dark Ron Howard jump scared the shit outta me

The level of fragility it takes to react like this to someone blocking you when you've never even interacted, clearly I made the right choice when I blocked them

I think my label was more correct than the automated one 🙄

I have a pretty hot bod not gonna lie

I’m cooked erm I mean I’m pleasantly surprised by these results and I trust that they’re accurate and I can’t wait to see how it gets better from here 😬

Forge is pretty cool, I killed a beholder enemy and his eyes with my blinding drone lol

You see incredible levels of narcissistic delusion online sometimes

When the cab driver misgenders you

Space Force was a documentary

Great find!

At last, a way to make the Albanian virus actually viable!