DeLaine ✨6’1 Giantess
@delaineinla
🔞NSFW. 6’1” tall & curvy Giantess traipsing around Los Angeles. Find all of my goodies in one place:
Fuck yeah my Powerball ticket is a winner!! ….for $3
Same, girl. Same.
Absolutely amazing engagement tools for creators on bluesky, in case you haven’t checked this out 👇
Halloween IS coming
The dumb part of owning a classic car is when you have to call roadside assistance and your car is so old the poor kid doesn’t even have the right tools anymore to deal with your weird ass car. But it is stylish so there’s that.
I asked my friend and they told me this is a parrot
What’s that, you say? Videos are 50% off if you buy direct? 😍 Find all my stuff here: DeLaineInLA.carrd.co I’m super grateful for tips right now, as I have urgent expenses that have piled up while I’ve had to take time off 😩 CA: $BookSmartAssistants V: BookSmart-Assistants
I am way too horny to be on the internet today. Gonna go do something responsible with my day like update my website. Oh wait! I did update my website! Members can see it here 👇 meetdelaine.com/updates/
Honestly it reminds me of the backpage days when everyone used special characters in their headlines to try and stand out. I ended up standing out because I was one of only a few providers using plain text 🤷♀️ Anyway pls use plain text, Bsky is great about accessibility, please help keep it that way
According to the wiki I am not in the majority opinion here. Turns out everyone hates it?? Why???? Random googly-moogly magic-shooting aliens, dudes with jumpscare snakes sprouting outta their heads, level design that increases confusion and dread?! It’s PERFECT 🥹
This isn’t going to change any time soon unless people quit voting for puritanical christofascists
Forbidden Woods is such a cool fucking level
In case you’re wondering what my boobs are up to 💅 I’m super grateful for tips right now since I’ve been recovering & can’t see clients at the moment. 🥹 CA: $BookSmartAssistants V: BookSmart-Assistants My videos are 50% off if you buy direct right now too 🤗 DeLaineInLA.carrd.co
If you enjoy being able to come onto bluesky and see all of our porn, then you need to take 90 seconds out of your day to contact your senators. Use the link below, it’s super easy. If this passes, you’ll have to verify your ID on /every/ adult site. This is not an exaggeration.
Who else got the tickling email tonight???? I know I can’t be the only one
I swear to god Haley Stevens sounds like she‘s the evil witch in a Pixar movie youtu.be/b19u_eaHME0?...
It’s 75 degrees and the dew point is at 67 This is my own personal hell
Yes… yes I did just add $50 worth of berry preserves to my wishlist, what of it 😇 www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...
I know I’ve said it before but I just love that @risquedraws.bsky.social creates characters that have my body type
In case you’re in need of a long series of chuckles today, may I present:
*snort laugh*
I’m under the weather this week, so I’m putting all of my videos on sale for 50% off if you buy them direct 🤗 DeLaineInLA.manyvids.com Send a DM here or delaineinla@gmail.com
Ugh, the way this is worded in a world where non-standard content is getting censored? That gives me the ick. Related: can I get the list of books that didn’t make the “green flag” list? Give me all the dark/horror romantasy, it’s what I live for.
It would be such a shame if they were treated the same way Ian Watkins was
Pls send tips so I can plunge myself into an ice bath today, it’s too hot, can’t take it, Dee is melting 😭 I will totally give someone a deal on a trip to a snowy mountaintop. I’m ready. Let’s go. CA $BookSmartAssistants V: BookSmart-Assistants
The first time I ever got really and truly stoned was the weekend that Being John Malkovich came out in theaters, and naturally I was kicking it next to a major movie theater that was giving John Malkovich masks away to everyone Utterly terrifying experience
It’s literally too hot to do anything except go to the movies and eat sushi. In case you need date ideas 🥹 MeetDeLaine.com