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No cheating. Post your lock screen. Mine is Bonnie the Zombie. Expertly rendered from my written description by DG Monsters. Bonnie is from my Call of Cthulhu TTRPG scenario SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

Haley Stevens looks like a gnome who had her woodland glade replaced by a landfill overnight during the 90s.

St. John's can feel like the edge of the world some days, but then I get a sign that says I'm where I'm supposed to be.

Why do the closeted guys always have to make it so fucking weird!?

Coming to a podcatcher near you, Monday, July 6th! The Delapore Media Podcast presents its 12th Episode: Three Perspectives on Witchcraft for Creating Cosmic Horror!

22 hours without a "like." Brad Sherman dies on this hill alone surrounded by a funk of shame.

7 hours. And nothing but crickets. Low-rent aggregator bots know better than to touch this.

Beach day.

I saw more impressive turnouts when I was a boy scout volunteering at the fairgrounds in Porterville, CA. That place was a flurry of livestock shit, hot carmel coating, and vomit. This looks like a latter stage from a "Backrooms" videogame.

Watch that first step, it's a doozy.

🎵 lonely 1930s jazz trumpet 🎵 She stood there in the doorway of my office. What a knockout! This dame had it all: legs... arms... even a head on top of her neck...

Can we find Mike some pearls to clutch, please? If he has to watch anymore scenes of equity, wellness, and working people *not* suffering he's going to pass out.

🎶 Yakety Sax 🎶 🎷

This lich thinks Chat GPT is actually talking to him.

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Did you know you can just pay people to say things? Doesn't matter if they're demonstrably true or not. You can just write a person a cheque and tell them to say something and they will say it. It's amazing.

He wanted to play diet-fascist and now he's being noticed by real monsters. Oh, how tragic. Anyway... On the other hand, any fed knocking on his door is one less knocking on the door of some random immigrant or Trans person trying to live their life. Way to put your body in harm's way, Gav! 👍

Okay, who had "broken arrow" on their bingo card? You might want to cash it in quickly.

"He was all class." Yep, that's what everyone says about him. I'm sure there were lots of kids in Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen who were saying the same thing right before their houses exploded and the light went out of their eyes forever. "Obama. All class." 💀

We will see a boom in small, independent entertainment. Writing, comics, theatre, music production, ttrpgs, short film, diy animation, performance art, and stranger things we can't conceive of yet will rush to fill the void left in the new monolith's wake. There's going to be a renaissance.

Stand back, I'm about to make an unusually positive prediction: The WB/Paramount merger brings about the death of anything novel, avant-garde, or challenging in mainline television and cinema. The centre dials in on conformity and creativity moves to the periphery, where it can grow even wilder.

I know they are all evil and irredeemable, but it is still funny to see Exxon yell at him. All the graft in the world and still at the mercy of high school bullies. This is why you don't get involved in organized crime, kids.

Feel like I've seen this somewhere before...

So I think we use this screwworm threat to our advantage. We need to hit the all-American centrist libs where it hurts: burger. Centrists like burger. The message is simple: Move left, or your burger will come with maggots. I think that's a pretty good argument.

Don't worry, kids. The peace deal is, like, 95% done.

Good aim! I'm talking about the photographer, of course. The composition is excellent.