Hydration break.

It seems the tables have turned, my winged nemesis.

*hearty chuckle*

Having to watch that shower with my young son in the room #thefootball

Hydration break

Drop a cop

Hydration break.

“This is the bad life!”

"You can't win anything with kids."

Same, Twist, same.

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about

Ah yes, the Pinky and The Brain Paradigm.

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

You, but as a cartoon.

A picture that captures your essence.

Seeing Marquinhos choose to comfort his Brazil teammate Gabriel rather than celebrate his side’s win was a classy thing to do, and a nice moment for my son to witness. You can win with grace.

“You’re just the SECOND best club in Europe!”