My patient Mitch McConnell is not only alive, but is likely to live well into the next century. I’ve counseled him to consider fathering more children for the good of the race.

Crounty fair

“Here’s what we think of your rule of law.” -Republicans

Sensei

"Here before God, in the presence of these witnesses, I consecrate my life to the destruction of slavery!"

I’m a doctor too.