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Depressed Avacado

@depressedavacado

Progressive veteran, tired of politics and sometimes life. Love art, music, nature, and a good sense of humor. Writer of things and herder of cats.

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Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· 2d

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In Conway, AR

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· 12d

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jul 14

Did anyone else immediately see this? 😁

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jul 10

Baked Alaska immediately made me think of this:

Picture of a fire extinguisher on fire, hanging on a wall,

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jul 5

A man is standing behind a gigantic red lawn mower that looks like it could mow corn fields. (The man is Randy Quaid as the crazy neighbor from the movie "Moving").

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jun 18

If you contact me for an interview for a data entry job, I join the interview and there are 67 people in there for a "group interview" and the job is really for selling insurance, you are a shitty company.

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· May 8

Mood

Ben Affleck, in jeans and a blue shirt, smoking a cigarette and looking despondent. I feel this photo in my soul.

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Apr 17

Image of Batman slapping Robin. Robin is saying But it's a cure for hiccups! Batman is saying don't ever stick your finger up my butt again!

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Apr 6

I'm completely out of fucks today about everything (okay, except for the cats) and I've let myself be okay with that. I'll refocus tomorrow.

Image of Maria from The Sound of Music. She's in a field with her arms outstretched, the mountain behind her. The text says "look at all the fucks I give". And shes smiling because she gives zero fucks.

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Mar 24

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Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Mar 13

Did you see this video? 😆

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Mar 10

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Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Mar 3

Male writers writing female characters:
"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her ripples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 27

Existential dread

Image of a s.iling yellow star with text "embrace the existential dread"

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 26

They truly have no depth to their evil

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 25

You can call this number and "thank" Tom Cotton

Image of a farmer in a blue plaid shirt and ball cap. Text next to him says Call 501-223-9081, thank Senator Cotton

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 18

Looking for a job sucks

Two men at a table:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?

Me: verbally, but Ive also prepared a dance.

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 11

Image of a movie poster with a lion on the left, people in swords and armor, next to the lion, and on the right side is a blonde woman in white being pulled in a chariot by polar bears. The text says "the lion, the witch, the audacity of this bitch"

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 3

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Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Feb 2

Reopening in October.....

Image of the Kennwdy Center with a Spirit Halloween sign on the side.

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jan 24

Fat warm cat Sprawled across my lap I need to get up Cat says no Contentedly I sit With fat warm cat

A large black cat is sleeping on a green blanket.

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Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Jan 16

It's time to go angry Betty.....

A gray and white tabby cat is looking at the camera with an angry look on her face

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Dec 13

Sure, but do you have.....

Picture in a store of Snoop Dogg figurine in a green and white elf outfit and called "Snoop on the Stoop"

Depressed Avacado@depressedavacado· Dec 2

If anyone needs a sign (hint hint nudge nudge)

Picture of Teump. Decorations on wall behind him makes it looks like he has horns).