typical of a dragon to bite off more than he can chew...but somehow I think my kobold was planning this from the start... not that I'm complaining~

how dragondogs look at you after eating your fridge...and your couch...and your roommates... I think he'll let you lay on him if you keep feeding him, wouldn't want him to go hungry after all...and he DOES look pretty soft...

rip Bonnie Tyler, I'll never forget her heroic contributions in the Fourth Great Ninja War 😔💔

Domestication catches up to you real quickly, huh...guess you can't just keep eating like a carnivore and expect nothing to happen to your figure...

i've never posted my hroth...my dear ildebrand orros...my sweet silly boy... (i named him before i knew about the hildibrand quests, it's not an homage i swear)

if you’re needing a soft place and a friendly face to relax with…i know a loog who can help<3 🖼️: @itsbaltyboi.bsky.social

oops, sorry bout your city or whatever [ 🖼️: @cavios.bsky.social ]

my boys are all grown up... (yes i'm basic leave me alone)

my comically tragic rolls from the other night looking like a domino game

he’s a hungry guy… 🐋

classic pred dilemma: he's too cute to eat but looks too delicious and filling not to get a little taste... 💚 the leash is only there to keep @onebigbeaw.bsky.social from jumping in there on his own, tbh (🎨: @baltydoodles.bsky.social)

(vore alt) …bring a few more friends too while you’re at it

Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜 (🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)

took a slight detour from dinovember to get gnoll-vembered by @baltydoodles.bsky.social i think i make a pretty good yeen-beast, tbh…

things are starting to feel a little…paleontological around here… finally found a proper dino form to assume for Dinovember, and who says raptors need to be slim and agile, anyway? Tito-saurus is gonna getcha regardless (for a hug) 🦖 (🎨: @elchonko.bsky.social, thanks again!!💚)

also…got myself a little something to work on since i’ll have a lot of free time soon x3

it is…tight

middle-aged dergdog...i guess you can call me dad if you want

I've been watching Bleak House (2005) and my favorite thing is when different characters swing by to catch Lady Dedlock up on the plot and Gillian Anderson just sits there like this the whole time while suspenseful music plays, it's the height of prime time british cinema i fear

POV: you've been rubbing my belly for half an hour and I only just noticed... you should really just shove your snoot in my navel already, I know you want to <3 (YCH by @l-lockt.bsky.social, featuring a @jeffadillo.bsky.social paw, love it *immensely*)

need a drawover of this with titus BAD

(realized i never posted this!!) @datmornstar.bsky.social put me in one of those dang ol’ tamagotchis…but i think i was made to be a digital pet, it’s clearly growing on me~ cropped so you can see the wonderful detail!!

this heat got me like… where’s a cute sweat-rag when you need one? 🎨: @campfiredonut.art !! 💚💚

I also did one for my fave composers because ofc i did

Okay I had to do my own, this is entirely vibes based and I had to leave out a LOT but I hope this brings you closer to understanding me (or not <3)

very late to this but…here’s a dragondog c:

green-derg doesn’t usually keep many kobolds around, but the ones he does are guaranteed a soft place to crash and a face full of dragon smoke~ (🎨: @ghostbellies.bsky.social , thanks again!!)

Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally

always the show-off…but also an invitation to embrace and appreciate all that fresh dough, so what are you waiting for?~ 🎨: @lycanforge.bsky.social

going to the movies, the only time i get to “dress up” these days 🥹 behold me (in a few flavors) ((also paws!!))