Turns out that Pound Town was already taken

NY has lots of cute small towns, really

Ok, gorgeous BMW motorcycle. But why are you dragging your right foot for seven seconds? I should go into the boot making business.

Guy: So I'm kinda horny for windows Architect: Ok hear me out Seen near Westport NY on my trip down Lake Champlain

Threatening to dump disgusting tentacles into my food. The look of disappointment when discovering that the Taughannock Giant is merely a thicc boi Her: (Partners) Mom says she wants to send us abroad for a week next summer. Me: Blonde, brunette, or redhead? Her: Wha... God damnit Rich

Sorry if we can't find your book order right now, we're a bit busy

Turns out that @kayteeem.bsky.social is a dream girl to my buddy

The paper must flow

Some of our production equipment really looks like it belongs on a Death Star.

A really shitty road trip

I appreciate how Google is jumping into the discourse

Factory automation is my life. And my day job. A new conveyor being tested in our UK facility.

All of these headlines are about the same person

Imagine this being your town's bank vault

Sure, let's keep driving past the stop line when you have a red light and people are turning in front of you. The lines are just there for decoration, after all.

We have a bunch of bucket trucks, a massive auger truck, a crawler with a couple of new poles to be installed... probably a dozen trucks total so far, on our street. And now they have to install them on a literal cliff.

Fond memories of when I was designing and building gadgets in the early 2000s, including one that showed the weather at my house, and how far away from home @kayteeem.bsky.social and I were. The distance was based on position reports we broadcast from amateur radio transmitters in our cars.

The Amazon Read Sample option sure gives up the gold

That's probably not a good sign

Owner/Developer of a formerly super popular bike touring site often writes walls of text complaining that his user base dropped into the toilet a few years ago. I wonder why...

This is your reminder that Logan's Run got a lot right

Maybe I'm easily amused but hear me out

Also the Google AI summary of my old callsign is just as confidently wrong as you might expect, at least in regards to the actual current holder

I'm a prominent figure, y'all

It's the Mileage of the Beast

Found a Vespa owner also possibly thinking about those storm clouds

Putting nearly all of the middle of Fairport, NY as "high stress" for biking is absolutely insane, and doesn't come even remotely close to reflecting what it's actually like to ride there.

Oh no, I'd better stop. Good thing I was warned in time.

Lucy Darling at the Kodak theater tonight was a delight!

Turns out that for my age and motorcycle type, my chances of meeting my maker are really, really low compared to nearly everyone else