Deserted GM

@desertedgm

Kris (he/him). A goth in the desert. Longtime Middle-earther, eternal GM, writer of #ttrpg materials. #MERP #Rolemaster #TOR #LotR #Hobbit #DnD #PnPde 🇩🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 Find all my stuff: linktr.ee/desertedgm

379 Folgt889 Follower1.635 Posts

Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir desertedgm.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Jul 20

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Mar 22

A black-and-white cartoon, the Sickos Guy meme: a disheveled man wearing a black shirt labeled "Sickos", grinning through a window and saying, "Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!"

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Jan 22

Wait, wot??

A screenshot of a Bluesky post being written, the text consists of 21 "100" emojis. Underneath the text editor a Bluesky question has popped up: "Are you writing in Korean?" with a "Yes" button.

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Dec 13

And speaking of beautiful #cozy magic: 🍄 This little #ttrpg gem is a Copper Best Seller!! 🍄 🍂 The Harvest Faire is nigh, & the PCs will win hearts & prizes if only they can dish up a special meal. 🍁 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3... desertedgm.itch.io/of-mushrooms...

Cover page of the ttrpg scenario, "Of Mushrooms Meet & Marvelous": title in golden yellow on bright green background, lower fifth taken up by a sepia-tone photo of mushrooms growing among pine needles. Overlaid on top a review of the scenario from Third Kingdom Games: "This is a clever, well-written scenario . . . definitely worth a look" and the information that the scenario has received five stars on itch.io as well as the Copper Bestseller badge from DriveThruRPG.

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Dec 11

Counterpoint: Some parts of the internet retain wholesome corners & people.

A screenshot from the other soc-med platform of the Punch Cat account posting a video of a cat on a bed, with the text: "My toxic trait is telling my cat that he's a good boy when he's a bad boy most of the time." Users of the platform have added a community note that simply says, "He is a good boy," together with a Quora.com link that begins "Can-a-cat-still . . ."

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Dec 24

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

A scene from the end of The Lord of the Rings (Peter Jackson movie version): three elves - Elrond, Celeborn, and Galadriel - stand in front of a harbor scene bathed in soft golden light; they are all tall with long hair (Elrond's is dark brown, the others' is blond) wearing long greyish-silver robes and cloaks. They look benevolently at someone to the left of us.

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Dec 4

My copy just arrived today but it got dropped in shipping and one corner is f*cked up! 😭 It is SUCH a beautiful volume tho. 😍

A book with the bottom of the spine crushed.

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Nov 15

Well, will you look at what the rat dragged in? 🤩 @lawhammer.bsky.social @modiphius.bsky.social

A photo of the table top game Dark Deeds (a box with a cover that looks like brown old flagstone with a red wax seal bearing a skull imprint and two wax globs that looks like little horns, with the game title in dark red pointy, blade-like lettering at the top) on a seafoam green desk; to the left a Yeti mic and a computer screen; leaning against a white wall a map of the US state Arizona drawn in black and red ink, in the style of J. R. R. Tolkien's maps for The Lord of the Rings, set in a black frame.

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Mar 16

On this #selfpromosaturday I have a magical #ttrpg moment for you! 🍄 This #cozy little gem is now a Copper Best Seller!! 🍄 🍂 The Harvest Faire is nigh, & the PCs will win hearts & prizes if only they can dish up a special meal. 🍁 drivethrurpg.com/product/3835... desertedgm.itch.io/of-mushrooms...

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Mar 7

No.

A very smol orange-and-white tabby kitten sitting on concrete floor facing away. Above, it says "no talk me i angy"

Deserted GM@desertedgm· Aug 24

Oh hay, Lauren, you're here, too! 'Ello everyone, I'm Kris! Middle-earther extraordinaire, #Tolkien & #LotR enthusiast, professional GM & writer of #ttrpg scenarios!