Aphrodite (@desire) · DIRTY

Aphrodite

@desire

Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Lichen farming for some fucking reason. That hot stranger you still think about Read The Hades Calculus if you like Greek mythology, G witch, or Sicko Lesbians. It's where I'm from! Avi by Sandro Botticelli

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Aphrodite@desire· 29d

Prostrate yourselves before me, worms

My divine titties and tummy. Also it's my birthday

Aphrodite@desire· Jul 7

"Better than with Cedalion"

sickos yes

Aphrodite@desire· Jul 5

WHAT of Mnemosyne??? 🤨

Photo of the Persephone Effect where the words "urine of Mnemosyne" are visible. In fact, the word is figurine, which is cut off by a line break

Aphrodite@desire· Jul 3

I just think a true knight should have only one lady

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 29

Uh oh typo, metioche mentioned twice. I swear these triplets have a knack for causing copy errors

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 28

One of my most inspired designs... A Nurse shark named Dr. shark

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 27

Ladies and gentlemen... We got em

Screenshot of Dahlia and Brittany, sister hatred bots who respond to any post that their followers make hating on them, in the replies. Since they are sisters, they are now subject to a millennium of lezzing out, by Aphroditean law

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 26

House of the Underworld reading thread, I guess

cover of House of the underworld. Two red haired acolytes, Madalithea, are facing each other below a stylized eclipse

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 25

the jduge orders me to choose an integer payment or a 69 payment. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 25

Me! It's me!

Branson Reese's rendition of the famous Aphrodite in a shell painting that's my Avi. Here she is a cartoon deer or something and she looks very pretty

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 23

Me perfectly calculating what sex with every butch I see would be like

Meme of an intellectual looking bald man wearing sunglasses and tapping the side of his head while equations float around him. He says

Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours... Well, I find them to be amusing.

What's that? A free sample of your store's new crispened potato snacks? Not necessary. I've already calculated it's flavor in my head. Mmm... Perhaps a little more Sodium Chloride next time...

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 21

Charlotte fighting Mami in Episode 3 of Madoka

Iconic dril post that says "if a sniper shot me i owuld (would) run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight"

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 21

Brittany Slaughterhaus when she's cisgender

Mr. Boop thinking "I've GOTTA tell the guys at work about this"

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 20

Girl idk what this computer shit is I just learned the bare minimum to get this shit going a year or two ago

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 19

Bro really said

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 14

Some of y'all

Screenshot of Epic 7 where an NPC named Powerless Servant says "M-Master, I'm sorry! I'll never make a mistake like that again! Please don't!"

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 14

Finally getting around to playing the new Epic 7 Twins story and it is starting off extremely strong

bsky replacement of the Vincent McMahon meme where he gradually gets more excited and hooting and hollering, except it's Dana Scully from the X files looking with increased interest as the glare on her glasses gets more intense. Each image of her is accompanied by a screenshot of the gacha game Epic 7 featuring two hot blonde twin assassins with butterfly motifs in pink and blue.

In the first one, the pink assassin, Rhianna, says "Let's sleep in bed together after we finish playing our game."

In the second entry, Rhianna says "If we hold each other tight and press our heads together, we'll end up having the same dream!"

In the third, the Blue assassin, Luciella, says "A dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, and uncle. We want them all." Mom is absent from the list, foreshadowing the final entry.

In the final, Rhianna says, to a beautiful grey haired woman in a suit who is kind of darkened so you can't see her that well, "Hehe, right?! Compliment me more, Mom! Note that Mom is capitalized, which I, personally, associate with absolute sicko shit. Truly, Smilegate has done it again.

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 12

See boobs, post boobs

My wet boobs

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 8

Don't tell the mortals but ambrosia is just Vimto

Bottle of Vimto with random kitchen bullshit in the background for texture

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 7

Me seeing the Gunmetal Olympus crowd say that this manga is especially horny and violent

Guy locking in

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 7

The boob squish twins dropping in Epic 7

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 7

Bro really said

Hitler saying "I am Adolf Hitler"

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 5

Also, look me in the eye and tell me that you don't know a doll who would see her and say "she's literally me." You can't. It's not sicko lesbian all the time, but when the game gets it, it Gets It.

Screenshot of a homunculus in a forward facing straightjacket with a halo of thorns around her head. One of her eyes is scarred over and she has a big dick off snake coiled around her, who she thinks is her dad. Her bio is "A homunculus intertwined with a snake, dreaming of a perfect family." And her background is "A homunculus infused with the serpentine powers of Apophis. She mistakenly believes her brother Sez to have abandoned her, fueling her thirst for familial affection. With Apophis, whom she has accepted as her father, she is searching for a candidate to be her mother." Her specialty is "Proof of love" and it says "to prove her love for her family, she willingly sacrifices her own flesh and blood." She is literally a BPD incest angel doll!!!

Aphrodite@desire· Jun 4

Lord of the rings title that says "The Return of the King"

Aphrodite@desire· May 30

Ok they're sending me bloodstained threats through the games mail system, I can't stay mad at them

Bloodstained mail calling me a targets and saying the butterfly never loses sight of its target. 5 days to go

Aphrodite@desire· May 26

My pick for 2/2 Tuesday isn't a 2/2... But your guy is, now

Azure Beastbinder {1}{U}

Creature – Rat Rogue

Vigilance

This creature can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.

Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it’s a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn.

1/3

Aphrodite@desire· May 26

Ugh, not some creep scrolling through my media tab and retweeting my tits 🤢

Three notifications of Lachesis, Suntouched, retweeting pictures of tits from this account. Crucial to the joke is the fact that Lachesis is, in fact, me.

Aphrodite@desire· May 22

Girl who has the Mandate of Heaven

Bee replying to a discord post that begins "Ok here's my idea for Adrastus x Persephone so y'all can believe that I am [actually cooking]"

She says

Holy shit
That's amazing
Adrastus doing the 'it turns out... I'm heterosexual ' while crying meme

Aphrodite@desire· May 17

So anyway

Photo of me tittyfucking a Big Mama's Pickled Sausage out of doors

Aphrodite@desire· May 14

If nobody got me, I know Smilegate got me

Rhianna and Luciella, a powerful thief artifact that has been in my favorite gacha game since day one, over seven years ago. It depicts two busty, pale haired twins smooshing their boobs together and contorted at impossible angles for sexy reasons. They are color coded by their eyes, butterfly hair pins, and daggers, one of which is pink, one of which is blue. The pink twin is smiling while the blue twin looks more reserved.they are wearing revealing outfits with fluffy turtleneck sleeves. Their daggers are connected by a chain

The same twins rendered as heroes in game, from a recent update announcement where they were revealed as upcoming playable characters. Their dresses show ample cleavage and side boob. They still have fluffy collars, but no sleeves. Their daggers are no longer chained together, which is a bit of a bummer, and each has one eye only partially obscured by their hair, instead of fully obscured. It looks like the pink one has long hair and the blue has short hair. They are the second playable hero in the game to consist of two characters (the first, being a little girl who summons her dragon friend to counter when she is attacked) and the first to switch between two characters in the field

The twins again rendered in official artwork under the moon, with the blue twin's arm around the Pink's waist rather suggestively, and vice versa. Their boobs are still squished together, but less aggressively than the first art. The blue twin's butt is white visible, while the pink twin is very obviously showing off her armpit.

They are pushing the twins so hard that they have even been made the icon for Epic 7 leading up to their release! Also in the screenshot there is a voice training app and Balatro, very transgender. In the background, a sexy blue bunny girl with icy hair.