OptimisticallyDepressed

@desistundhalt

Accidental Motivational Speaker, Amateur Surgeon, Annoyingly Optimistic For a Cynic. He/Him

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OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· 25d

Don't stop. Post through it. Come back after you wake up and post. Keep posting. You got this.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jul 15

Well, depending on where you live permanent DST could make pulling that off a lot worse.

Maps of US showing the number of post 8am sunrises and latest sunrises of year with permanent daylight saving time from
https://savestandardtime.com/maps/

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jul 4

Final Answer

Werner Herzog, clad in a dark leather overcoat atop a black shirt is judging you. He judges me. He judges all of us. He is the one officiant I can imagine getting if I had the means and opportunity.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jul 3

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 30

*ahem*

Sigmund Freud glowers at you annoyed, frustrated, seeing the manifestation of everything he told you about psychosexual attachment laid out before us while still you assure yourself he was incorrect, that there is no primitive drive that makes the male child desire the mother, while you bathe in lust for "mommy" and her "big milkers"

He is disgusted by you, your hypocrisy, and the deception you practice.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 18

Someone let him know he needs to move his car

It's the Six Flags bus from the old Six Flags 'Mr. Six' Vengabus commercials. The glasses somehow look more like a prop from a 'Hopeless Nerd' costume kit than what was on the exaggerated old man from those commercials, so of course this is the vehicle someone wearing a pair of Snap's glasses would drive this bus.

No way the guy can dance as well as Mr. Six, though. No way.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 15

Spider Man, welcome to the Resistance

Capitalism!
The
Invisible
Enemy

(I kid, I kid, please let me keep my health insurance)

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 8

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Neon letters spell out "Everything is going to be alright", but the letters are split and slightly offset. They're broken, but glowing, just like the message and the reality we're all pushing through.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 4

A concerned looking cartoon man wearing glasses has a thought bubble over his head - it says "She's a white woman"

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 2

This is my best so far, and without gaming the system by trying to force players with rerolls is the best I think I'll get.

A lineup of:
PG: Ray Williams, Knicks, 77-81/83-84
SG: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Thunder, 20-26
SF: Kevin Garnett, Timberwolves, 95-00
PF: Bob Petit, Hawks, 60-65
C: Nikola Jokic, Nuggets, 20-26

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 2

I'm sorry, I refuse to believe this is not at least 70 wins

A lineup of Damon Stoudamire, Demar DeRozan, Bernard King, Charles Barkley, and Elvin Goddamn Hayes. They are not "only" winning 68 games

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jun 1

Juice Robinson does not approve, demonstrated via a disapproving stare.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· May 12

Jimmy Pop from the band 'Bloodhound Gang' singing the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" which really would be able to fit 'scallion pancake breakfast taco' into the lyrical flow perfectly. Really. It works as an awkward innuendo which is 90% of the song and it would be perfectly on rhythm. It's about fucking. The whole song is euphemisms for fucking.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· May 7

Omniman, from the show Invincible, in the freezeframe that used for the "That's the neat part - you don't" meme but with no text on it because we all know what the image communicates.

In this case, it's being used as a response to this financial structure sounding a lot like a Ponzi scheme because - and this is the neat part - it definitely is a Ponzi scheme

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· May 6

Indycar's next great merch drop

The shirt shows an open-wheel race car, a driver, and the words CERTIFIED RACIST around them

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Mar 26

You're telling me......

Your birthday is now closer to the start of World War II than to today.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Mar 18

Note, it's the TIMELINE of United States Military Operations, and not the Quality of the operations.

WIkigacha card Timeline of United States Military Operations. Attack of 7043, Defense of 10906, Super Rare.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Mar 17

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

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OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Feb 13

A picture of Drake, wearing a University of Kentucky warmup suit, sitting in a team meeting with the caption "Who invited my man blud - Bro thinks he's on the team."

This is like Amy Klobuchar talking about how "Minnesotans fought ICE and won" while she actively avoided appearing in Twin Cities metro area to speak, meet, or demand ICE stop attacking, imprisoning, or killing her constituents despite having time to show up in multiple other locations in the state to attend things like a youth hockey game.

Amy wants association with victory, not with the fight to achieve anything resembling it. ICE is not gone.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Feb 12

Sorry, closest she has is a picture of herself receiving an award from the police.

Amy Klobuchar smiling, getting a clear plaque, with the caption "I have long worked to support local law enforcement and was honored to receive the Major County Sheriffs of America’s Legislator of the Year award.

Our sheriffs play a critical role in keeping our communities safe and upholding the rule of law."

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Feb 9

They are being mean to him on wikipedia right now

Screenshot of Mike Vrabel's wikipedia page, where the section for his NFL career is currently blanked out.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Feb 3

He absolutely fucking does, and I have a wish I dare not speak for how he can best serve his community in the future.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 25

My God even Vetaw is more on-point than that

Today, our community stands in shock and sorrow once again. Yet another shooting and death involving federal immigration agents has shaken Minneapolis, marking the third incident in just a few weeks.
What we are living through is not safety. Families are being harassed in their homes and on our streets. Residents are hiding in fear. Schools have closed or shifted to remote learning during this crisis. Schools should be places of growth and joy, not fear and uncertainty.
Our local law enforcement, already doing their best to protect and serve have been overwhelmed by federal operations that have not only failed to make our neighborhoods safer but have eroded trust and community peace. Families who walk to school, shop at local stores, or simply drive home should not have to wonder whether a federal agent might confront them at any moment.
Small businesses are shuttered, economic activity has slowed sharply, and workers are staying home because they fear for their safety. This isn’t hypothetical, it’s the reality unfolding across Minneapolis as protests, closures, and the strain of heightened enforcement reverberate through daily life.
Let me be clear: ICE must leave Minnesota. Now. It is time to end enforcement operations that bring violence instead of justice, fear instead of protection. Our city deserves real safety. Safety built through community trust, accountable local law enforcement, and humane policy that honors the dignity of every human being.
We will not remain silent while our kids are afraid, our streets are militarized, and families are torn apart. We will continue to demand transparency, accountability, and policies that protect every person who calls this place home, whether they were born here or are building a life here.
To the grieving, the frightened, the parents keeping watch over their children: I see you. I stand with you.
We will continue to work together to ensure Minneapolis is a place of compassion, decency, and genuine safety for all.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 25

He hasn't posted anything on Bluesky in the last 3 months; on X no mention of Renee Good, nothing today, mourned a restaurant that burned down on the 22nd. I cannot find anywhere he said anything today but on the 15th he posted this about abolishing ICE so I assume it still represents his position.

Screencap of John Fetterman saying "Even Mayor Frey of Minneapolis doesn’t support abolishing ICE.

The party must resist the destructive tendencies to push extreme positions.

Secure the border.

Deport all the criminals.

Stop targeting the hardworking migrants in our nation."

John Fetterman is a monster driven not exclusively by racism (though he is a racist asshole) but the quest for power and seeing people punished for challenging it.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 24

I hope someone actually reads this

The message box reads: The fuck is wrong with you people, using the execution of a man in the street for doing NOTHING by the chosen assault force of the President of the United States to do rote tragedy fundraising? Your parents should be ashamed of you, and deep down they probably are that their years of effort have resulted in a useless milquetoast quisling who thinks everything is a game.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 16

Tidus is just Yuna's loudmouthed imaginary friend that she grows up and no longer needs.

It's a picture of Bloo from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. Tidus is Bloo is what I'm saying.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 13

Been a while since I made one of these but this calls for it

A vaporwave style (the 80's revisited while we pretend that it was all synths and neon and poses and not wood paneling, nicotine stains, and poorly lit hallways) image that says "Fuck Yeah November Great Work!" because she has achieved something and deserves recognition and praise.

OptimisticallyDepressed@desistundhalt· Jan 12

Thought I'd see what my council member had to say about everything going on and.... well, can't say I'm surprised. Nothing. Nothing on Twitter since 2022, either.