Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️

@desperatemarlas

Reader, artist lover and avid dog She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Bloody Marla was a riot ✊ I must be a Post-Modern Sleaze I mean well Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 really need some help about nowish ^

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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· 27d

The judge from my cousin vinny holding his face with one hand and looking on in awe

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jul 12

Dramatic reimagining of the event

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jul 11

The Dracula's shadow scene would mean everything to me

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 30

This episode of Real Ghostbusters is fascinating ghostbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Janine,... How did we deserve this cartoon in the 80s? Egon: You want to destroy me, Janine? I won't try to stop you. But remember this. I love you. Peter, Winston, Ray, all of us, we love you.

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 29

Hey Sailor! Don't let The Man know about your butt plugs unless getting in trouble for it is your kink

Blonde Pin-Up girl in heels and a swimsuit bikini inspired by a US Navy uniform is drawn in 1940s style. She's saying, "Well... Hello Sailor!"

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 28

I'm building a team.

Michael Keaton and Andie MacDowell on the poster for the film Multiplicity

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 26

Hey - so i need help again 😔. Insurance is immediate for 220.05 due by midnight tonight. Then i have rent due Monday for 450 ❤️ I'm trying to get side work but insurance is the major concern today www.paypal.me/marlahsmith Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith Anything helps ♥️

Geico insurance statement saying i have to pay $220.06 or $215.05 by midnight tonight

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 24

Y'all ever seen a man get blown clean away?

Scarlett looking dramatic as fuck with a fiery cloudy background

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 24

I HATE being a peasant with this stupid grimace jail

Scary Grimace jail

Don't look at this picture. It's scary

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 24

I'm definitely younger than this

Mental age 24
"No money but want it all"

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 22

He makes do

RoboCop showing off his spikey knuckle penis

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 21

Lyrics

One fine morning I woke up early
Bella, ciao, bella, ciao, bella, ciao
One fine morning I woke up early
To find the fascist at my door
Oh, partigiano, please take me with you
Bella ciao, bella ciao, goodbye, beautiful
Oh, partigiano, please take me with you
I'm not afraid anymore
And if I die, oh, partigiano
Bella ciao, bella ciao, goodbye, beautiful
Bury me upon that mountain
Beneath the shadow of the flower
Show all the people, the people passing
Bella ciao, bella ciao, goodbye, beautiful
Show all the people, the people passing
And say, "Oh, what a beautiful flower!"
This is the flower of the partisan
Bella, ciao, bella, ciao, bella, ciao
This is the flower of the partisan
Who died for freedom
This is the flower of the partisan
Who died for freedom

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 19

I made that guy!

Wooly Willy magnet toy. The one with the guy's gace and you can give him hair or a mustache or a beard. Was it magnets? I'm just assuming it was magnets.

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 18

The mystic Grigori Rasputin looks directly and mystically at you with eyes unblinking. You can probably trust him.

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 16

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 14

I love ai Not many people are brave enough to make iced tea with fried catfish wrapped in tinfoil with rice and gravy on the side. We deserve this. We deserve catfish iced tea for our sins

Door dash menu item for iced tea. Pictured is fried catfish with rice and gravy. In the corner is small text rhat says "ai enhanced"

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 14

Bugs Bunny = me Elmer Fudd = corporations Cartoon dynamite = literal dynamite

Elmer Fudd on a unicycle(?!) riding on a large pile of dynamite. Bugs Bunny placing a yellow gloved finger on the handle of dynamite plunger detonator thing

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 4

One of my favorite quotes in the alt text

Classic cover of the novel Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

The quote: Why will the Structure allow every other kind of sexual behavior but that one? Because submission and dominance are resources it needs for its very survival. They cannot be wasted in private sex. In any kind of sex. It needs our submission so that it can co-opt us into its own power game. There is no joy in it, only power. I tell you, if S and M could be established universally, at the family level, the State would wither away.
Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️@desperatemarlas· Jun 2

Horror Audra McDonald: I would rather share my first screen kiss because it is just so crazy...Anthony Quinn. He was about 80 years old at the time. He kept telling me to open my mouth more!"