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32/M/PNW - He/Him Himbo Video Editor and poet who bikes too much // Streaming Hiatus until [undisclosed] 2026 Website: Opinions are my own
WSDOT also has started work on a pilot program, giving Cybertruck drivers priority exit access directly into Lake Washington. "We didn't expect that the public would respond so well to what is clearly an unfinished ramp that destroys cars, but our construction crews seem quite pleased about it."
Wanted pizza. There's like six parking spots here. I felt like a goddamn genius taking my bike for pickup, and even the delivery driver made comment to say he'd do the same thing if the customers wouldn't be so worried about how long it'd take to get there.
this is ultimately one of the coolest things you can do for natural phenomena, bike to places that cars aren't, so you can enjoy it fully i did something similar when the northern lights were visible in Washington in 2024, biked to the 520 pedestrian bridge and it was 1000% worth it
Agreed. It's just another branch of the same misogyny around women in sports. They don't respect the athletes, they don't respect their abilities, and they sure as fuck couldn't deal with a quarter of the shit they get put through.
y'all in the seattle/west seattle area need to go to collage club on mondays. it's weird, it's fun, and way more inspiring to work on those skills you've always wanted for writing ransom notes i did a poem last week
labeling brownies as a bribe is the funniest way i've devised to put on a bake sale for charity
anyone know where/how to build a bollard & pole so i can mount a streetlight?
Channeled my inner Cooking with Heat fan and made a Veggie Lasagna for my friend's potluck that I thought would make @elliface.com and @joystiknik.space proud (lots of compliments, will ABSOLUTELY make it again)
I've said it before, but this novel is a must read, if not for the sake of the pure dripping satire that will get you to emit multiple guttural laughs, inbetween the poignant evergreen philosophies that could be considered a starter guide to morality.
Yup! I love the look of my ebike a lot, so while I was riding it, I took a LOT of photos where I could find good framing.
I don't have a cargo bike, but when I initially got my ebike, I drove my car so little that two *full years* had passed before I had needed an oil change. You can get along just fine in most scenarios without needing a car, folks.
Here's a pretty simple take on labor: if shareholders think it's so fucking easy to work at entry level and make it up the salary rung to their position in a black mirror dystopia - then they need to be forced to work in that position and that paycheck and nothing else multiple months per year.
If you really think you can trust Newsom, it's important to remember that he has no problem with anti-trans policies, moved to block taxes on billionaires, and will happily give right wingers directly named in the Epstein Files a platform to spread their propaganda. He ain't it.
It's amazing, the feeling of community you find riding bikes alongside other folk who show up for their community and values - and hapilly join in yelling "FUCK ICE" through the streets 🚲
was left fucking bewildered today, encountering a fucking CAR driving on a pedestrian/cyclist bridge @ Wilburton - not a construction or city vehicle, just an entitled driver that thought they were being clever. They sped off before I could get a plate, but I'm fucking appalled at the audacity.
I spent more time and thought on my rebuke comment than any AI "author" did on their garbage. Maybe they can publish it and people will enjoy it more.
I'm slowly becoming a morning person just to make breakfast and lunch sandos, holy shit
for any number of petty reasons, i committed to the bit and spent 2.5 months training so i could run in the Seattle Half Marathon yesterday i still hate running. but i think i hate it just a little less than i used to.