Richard deValmont

@devalmont

Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.

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Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jul 12

Just think - some of these politicians who made their fortune stamping on the bones of others and pledging allegiance to absolute idiots will have spent their last few painful, terrified seconds realising that it was all for nothing and they're still dying alone.

A picture of adult film star Riley Reid looking like you're about to make her come.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jul 11

I like Ogre butts and I cannot lie...

The backside of a miniature model for the game Blood Bowl. It's an ogre with large shoulder pads and striped trousers.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jul 9

Ok, I can understand the difference in yellowing on the gun, different plastics and all that. But why are his THIGHS different?

An action figure of the Transformers character Soundwave. His silver gun ad upper legs have yellowed unevenly, one thigh is almost gold in colour whilst the other is still perfectly silver.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jul 7

I would give anything to have won at life as much as this squirrel I just saw walking though the car park at work carrying a slice of pizza.

A squirrel standing on a tarmac surface, carrying a pizza slice in its mouth.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 23

Meet Bingus Mingus and Beeple Meeple.

A pair of black and white kittens on a purple towel.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 17

I'm practically Norman Tebbit.

A political compass showing me at the top left, as a Democratic Socialist.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 16

I don't have any PrideHammer, but I do have a TransRightsFormer.

Transformer Cosmos waving a Trans Pride flag.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 16

These guys with their rookie collections. GNS was a multifaceted guy, it wasn't just all about the crabs.

Selection of pulp back novels, including Night of the Crabs, Crabs on the Rampage, Crab's Moon and Locusts,all written by Guy N. Smith

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 10

They are the cutest. And they're so bonded, both with each other and with their favourite 'parent'.

Two black and white cats cuddling on a chair.

Two cats, one black and white and one tabico, cuddled up.

Two cats, one black and white and one tabby and white, cuddled up.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 10

And lastly but not leastly, a lovely picture of all four of our cats, B&B and their parental figures, also siblings Abigail and Kofi.

Four cats on a bed. From left to right:
Black and white cat called Beeple
Tabico cat (weird ginger/tabby mishmash) called Abigail
Black and white cat called BIngus
Tabby and white cat called Kofi.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 10

And the perfect angel that is Baby Beeps, sleeping like an absolute freak.

A young black and white cat fast asleep on their back, with their paws in the air like a dead fly.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 10

Now here's master criminal Bingus, realising he fucked up because the door is shutting.

A black and white cat on the top of a white door, looking concerned as the door is shutting and he can't get off.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 10

A thread, specifically for @ewacat.bsky.social but also for anyone who loves weird little guys. Firstly here's brothers Bingus Mingus and Beeple Meeple, being utterly adorable.

A pair of young black and white cats sitting together with their heads touching.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· May 3

General: That barrage damaged it! It's hurt! *cheers from soldiers* *smoke clears* General: PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!

Haunted Tesco Fruit Monstrosity Plumbert (A giant made entirely out fruit) with part of his face blown away, revealing the face of 90s character Mr Blobby.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Apr 22

Wickes, you dirty bastards. That's how Carradine died.

A sign in a DIY shop. It reads 'Edging and Hanging'. On either side are other signs reading 'Garden Sundries' and 'Clothes Lines and Accessories'.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Mar 19

Every day that @soozuk.bsky.social doesn't rise up and murder someone by beating them to death with their own shoes teaches me about the true meaning of patience.

A skeet by Sooz Kempner describing a JOKE PITCH for Phantom of the Airport, followed by a Well Actually Reply Guy pointing out that 747s stopped flying from Gatwick in 2020.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Feb 28

If you know, you know.

Man with glasses and long purple hair stands outside a DIY store.

Man with glasses and long purple hair stands. In the aisle of a DIY store.

Man with glasses and long purple hair looks confused in front of a display of blue buckets.

It's a Small Prophets reference because I live very near to the store from the show.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Feb 20

I've just seen this in a toilet stall of a bar on Canal Street. Is this true, because I'm sick of fucking apples.

Graffiti on a wooden shelf reading 'A Fist a Day keeps the Doctor Away.'

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jan 31

Shocking conduct. Get a new one (RD shirt, not wife).

A 46 year old manchild wearing a Red Dwarf shirt he's had since he was about 13.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jan 30

Maaan, I just found out while I was watching one of her amazing performances, in The Studio. What am I saying? EVERY performance of hers was amazing.

Seth Rogen and. Catherine O'Hara standing next to each other. The subtitles read 'Oh, I almost drilled a hole in my brain'.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jan 25

Halfway down the page, after paragraph after paragraph of 'both sides' bullshit, someone in the BBC managed to get hold of both a keyboard AND a spine:

The Trump administration is characterising the moments leading up Alex Pretti’s death as an attack by him, claiming he approached officers with a handgun and after he violently resisted attempts to disarm him a border patrol agent fired in self defence.

"But videos show no evidence to support the claim he used any armed force to threaten agents, instead showing him pepper sprayed, wrestled to the ground and shot after an agent appeared to remove a holstered handgun from him. "

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jan 19

Well the new cat tower is a solid hit. (Ignore how terrible the blue wall looks, we're about to paint it)

A cat tower almost the height of the ceiling in front of black curtains. There are three cats exploring it, two Tuxedo and one Tabico.

A cat tower almost the height of the ceiling in front of black curtains. There are three cats exploring it, two Tuxedo and one Tabico. A fourth cat is looking up at them.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Jan 16

My wife's out at a gig tonight so I have got myself settled down in front of the internet with some tissues and a plan to indulge myself.

A desk with YouTube on the monitor, and in front of the keyboard there is a lamp, a sprue of plastic miniatures, glue, a craft knife and some tissues.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Dec 6

Pink Optimus Prime Blokees figure in a field of cherry blossom, his accessories floating around him.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Nov 30

Just look at this prick - last year it was cute because he was tiny. Now he's a huge half Maine Coon and has bitten through two sets of lights already.

A black and white cat in a Xmas tree, staring through the silver tinsel, daring you to say a single word.

A black and white cat sitting most of the way up a black undecorated Xmas tree.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Nov 15

We should just have swapped fires! This is ours when we moved in (and the beige/whiteness of the lounge.

A lounge with pale walls, black sofa, black and white striped rug and a white fireplace.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Nov 15

The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.

Black and white fireplace with a purple wall, above the mantelpiece are two black candle sconces with large white church candles in them.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Nov 12

This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.

A cartoon showing Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs triangle above the edge of a precipice. Below it is bloody spikes, and it is balanced on its corner by a thin rod labelled 'Constant Struggle to not catastrophise about the worst possible things that could be happening at any given time'.

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Nov 9

The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?

Richard deValmont@devalmont· Oct 30

Symbol, or 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'.