posting tummy on Tummy Tuesday… what a concept

Happy Birthday! Belly doesn’t quite test waistbands like yours. 😇😇

Coworkers during lunch were discussing how the parasitic lettuce would at least make them skinnier. Meanwhile I was plotting out how to get a snack break between meetings.

fiiiine

Seems like everything’s bulging out too much to cover up except my dick these days

I mean, let me ask the audience

Marshmallow in motion

Don’t mind me, just kneading the dough while it still fits on the counter

The bulge isn’t all fatpad… yet… but we’re getting there

Bonus: if you catch me shoveling down food in the parking lot… no you didn’t.

Love throwing on a backup shirt for laundry day and it’s already strugging to cover the overhang.

Laundry Day Eve means breaking out the sluttier underwear

Had to scoot my seat back a bit after two lunches and dessert. Steering wheel’s getting a bit close…

Much to consider here

Never really had a “twink” phase to kill, but enjoy the results of dedicated milkshake chugging over the years

What? It’s laundry day. The waistband is supposed to say “Papi” btw

Oh what’s that? The @emmbunn.bsky.social Bigger Boys shirt? 🥰

Okay maybe I did deserve to be clocked

Counter/sink spillage is a fun way to measure progress

I am she

Tanks seem to riding up, for some reason

This is gonna be mine

“Reskeet” absolutely not, besties. It’s a no from me

Caught looking obese at the gig

I love variety~