Diana Artemis
@dianashep
Writer, editor, dog-mom, equestrian, nature aficionado, avid reader, proud Canadian. Not necessarily in that order.
Everybody’s talking about how awful Orange von Shitzhispantz’s new wig is today. I don’t know, I think it kinda suits him… #TrumpIsARapistPedoFelon
Happy fifth birthday to my beautiful flower girls, Poppy and Daisy. (The third cookie is for their big brother, Ottley.)
Looks like Don’t Know is absolutely on fire — and on track to take over a distant second place from PoiLIEvre, trailing PMMC by 34%. PeePee told former PM Justin Trudeau to resign when his popularity fell to 22%. By his own rules, PeePee must resign NOW. I love this for him! #NeverPoilievre
Petition e-7531 to declare Pete Hoekstra persona non grata (and send him packing) is now LIVE! Let’s hit 100,000+ signatures and send a message that we’re FED UP! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 sendpetepacking.ca *REMINDER* you need to verify your email in order for your signature to be valid. #SendPeteHoekstraPacking
THE AUSSIES ARE HERE, THE AUSSIES ARE HERE! And also sweet Jesus and the wee donkey, what the hell do you feed your fireies?! I feel faint— but also so, so grateful. Thank you for coming through like you always do, #Australia! 🇨🇦❤️🇦🇺 #CommonwealthCousins #OntarioWildfires #DougFordMustResign
“And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs ‘What's going on?’" Ladies and gentlemen, meet Tasmania’s Neil the seal, who hangs out in people‘s yards, on the road, wherever he wants to, actually.
Happy 159th birthday to all the co-owners of this beautiful country! 🇨🇦
My Prime Minister saying that he is very honored, but I think the closed captioning had it right. 😁
Drug Fraud: The Science Centre’s roof is going to collapse! We have to demolish the whole place (reading between the lines: so my developer friends can get rich building condos there)! Ontario Science Centre: Hold my Van de Graaff generator. The OSC: Built for 🇨🇦 winter.
I am excited to report that Toronto has made ”We Rate Dogs”. 11/10, no notes (but some confusion). #GriffonBruxellois #BrusselsGriffon #ZZPup #DogDynasty
And it snowed, and it snowed, and it kept on snowing. Toronto Canada on Sunday evening. I had to shovel a path for them to have a bathroom break in my tiny backyard. Then Ottley joyously created a second path for all three Doggos to enjoy.
The Bored of Peace (aka the Legion of Doom) is in session. Interesting choices — except for Captain Worf. Not sure why he was invited to this Axis meeting... Perhaps all Klingons look the same to tRump and he meant to invite General Chang or the Duras Sisters? IYKYK. #StarTrek #BoardOfPeace
2026 is the Year of the Fire Horse. Given the year we’ve just had, I STRONGLY suggest we lunge that sucker for 24 hours straight before we even THINK of taking 2026 for a spin. 😱 #NewYear2026 #YearoftheHorse
Congratulations, Governor Newsom, for winning the Canadian Peace Prize! 🇨🇦Please enjoy your $50 Timmies gift card, jug of maple syrup, big bucket o’ poutine, and a kissable cod. A Mountie will be by in a few weeks — depending on how fast their horse is — to deliver your prize. #GavinNewsom
Every year around this time, I think, “I don’t think I can do winter this year.“ Then I remember I’m Canadian and pull on my big-girl (fleece-lined) pants, complain about the weather with friends and neighbours, then get on with the business of being Canadian.
Hey, has anyone tried unplugging the United States and then plugging it in again? Asking for a friend!