Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
@dimhouston
Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.
State of the province action shot of doing a jerkoff motion so furious that a camera can’t capture. Fun times!
I missed this in addressing the budget with my poor humour. I have no words. -ND
Turns out there’s a Scott Manning who’s a former police officer as of 2021. Thanks to an anonymous tip. -ND
Okay…serious post here. These are some dangerously concerning allegations. For the sake of our democracy, can anyone verify this? -ND
Porterhouse, fries and endless salad bar for $6.99.
Introducing the The Public Confidence Through Pretty People Initiative. Local media can undergo a government approved and sponsored Nova Scotia Glow-Up. It's like healthcare, except people actually get treated. More cheekbones, faster!
This is appalling and anyone involved who stepped over the line should be charged. Use your words. Violence is never acceptable. We have to work through our problems. Fucking knuckleheads. -ND
Our new helicopters are dandy as fuck. Just needs a wash is all.
I’m glad you’re all getting some value out of this.
At the Canada Day parade in Westville, Marjorie asked if I was close to fixing the economy. I pretended I was from Bell Aliant.
My team built this #DimGPT so I don’t have to answer anymore questions from the media, constituents, or the media. Enjoy! dimgpt.netlify.app
Where we're going, we don't need oversight.
A first-time homeowner is moving into this spacious four-bedroom open concept (a used Ford F-350 with the cab seats folded down). A full tank of gas gets you from Halifax to…almost Truro. Good news: no landlord. Bad news: lots of mosquitoes. Keep ‘em rolled up.
Door knocking for Claude Bourgeois in Chéticamp-Margarees-Pleasant Bay. Don’t ask me how to pronounce Bourgeois because it’s unpronounceable. Anyways. The dog is just thanking me for keeping property values high enough that squirrels can no longer afford the neighborhood.
Look ESM, there’s no cherry picking. We remain committed to attaching patients based on medical need, waiting time, and whatever makes the registry spreadsheet look smallest on Google Sheets.
We’re all at the beach digging for uranium I mean digging for clams.
We’re testing it out with the mayor and the education minister. Aiden approves. Looks safe enough to me!
I may be old fashioned, but nothing says 21st century education like little Aiden feeding maple chunks into a furnace with a snow shovel.
It’s a holiday so the Nova Scotia Guard have been knitting their pot handle safety sleeves all day. Even the Guard gets a day off.
Let’s not rush to conclusions about what happened in Annapolis. The important thing is I’ve started a task force on wet ambulances.
Happy Victoria Day weekend where all Canadians celebrate Victoria Beckham, AKA Sporty Spice, every year to pay tribute to the most talented Spice Girl. More zig a zig ah, faster!
This is me telling a bunch of CUPE workers to calm down during the mansplaining session.