This lad's getting reincarnated as a tapeworm.

Watching a forensics documentary series, and somehow it's always the guys with the "NEVER FOLD", "NEVER GIVE AN INCH" tattoos on their hands and necks who sing like canaries. I would argue criminals ought not to trust those guys. More like "NEVER SHUT UP".

Personally attacked by Build-a-Bear and their targeted ad which read like "Hey, middle-aged but childlike goth, would you like to hug a massive bat? Of course you fucking would." I need a job.

Ed and Izzy are at the seaside shielding their chips from the seagulls. The sea is cold but they've still brought their budgie-smugglers. There's a water cannon game where you win an inflatable banana if you knock down all the plastic policemen. They are about to take the game way too seriously.

Obligatory 'It Is Finally Raining' post.

I laughed so hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPuF...

Stuck in an ADHD waiting protocol because I've got a delivery of cleaning stuff coming anytime now and I can't start another task in the meantime because that feels wrong, but quietly waiting also feels wrong.

Only thing worse than being harassed online by some guy you met on public transport and thought was nice is his harassing messages involving the word 'ya'.

I was going to do a Watching Badgers 🔭🦡 for Rod Liddle dying, but I don't want to have to explain who he was so... Izzy: LOL Ben: LMAO