Discount Storytime
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The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
Lazy Saturday morning and the ferocious beast needs her duck and bumblebee. #dogs
Being an elite athlete and all, my Basset Hound is not happy about getting rained out of her morning long walk. #dogs
I bet he even has a list of those darn commies! A party I once belonged to is a disgrace.
When you have to type one-handed at work, but it’s totally worth it. #cats
Not often you get to enjoy a horror novel about apple trees. Great stuff!
Has anyone else noticed a decline in energy drinks on the shelves? How am I supposed to get my daily jitters & nausea?
Ahhh. Takes me back to panicked late night cram sessions before college exams. ⚡️
🎶 we’re just two lost souls, swimming in a fishbowl, Year after year 🎶
No kitty! This is my pot pie! (She got some crust to nibble)
Dear sir. I happen to notice you are baking biscuits. Might I mention: 1. I am a ver good cat 2. I happen to LOVE biscuits Just saying. #cats
Got a precon deck and played my first commander game today. It was clear I’m a newb to this format (played standard for a little while), but I had a lot of fun!!🤩 #MTG #MagicTheGathering
I am proud to announce that our brand toothpaste is now certified “mostly silverfish free.” 🏆
A photo of the mighty Basset Hound in her natural surroundings.* *stubbornly refusing to go back inside because the weather is nice.
Try it today! (Available where you buy fine toothpastes.) #dental #toothpaste #health
Want to prank your coworkers? Take all the mayonnaise out of the jar and replace it with Jello! Then laugh when your coworkers spread Jello on their sandwiches! 😂😅
Someone helped me run to the post office this morning. She is now all worn out for the rest of the day. Mondays, amiright? #dogs
I’ve been trying to get my cute neighbor to notice me so I got these bad boys today. She will swoon when she sees me wearing then. Wish me luck!