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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat) · DIRTY

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀

@disentingcat

Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 26d

QUESTION: IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND EVERYONE SAW TRUMP CUT IT DOWN, IS IT STILL JOE BIDENS FAULT? *

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 26d

mabamom 11h
I don't know what genius bartender came up with this but BRAVO
The reflecting pool.
You line the bottom of a martini glass with a blue fruit rollup, combine 2 oz rum with 4 oz pineapple juice, and 1 oz blue curacao... shake and strain, then watch it melt
(A green martini with flecks of blue floating on top)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 26d

(Father talking to his daughter as they view a beautiful scene overlooking Paris)
"This is the kind of socialist wasteland that Bernie Sanders wants to turn America into."

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 27d

DungeonMaster Ewington @Andiewington
DM: You come to large wooden door."
Cat: "I knock at the door.
DM: "An orc opens it and asks you to come in."
Cat: "I do nothing."
DM "He asks you to come inside again.'
Cat: "I do nothing.'
DM: 'Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.'
Cat: I knock at the door

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 27d

(Samuel L Jackson as a bison standing behind a tree)
Buffaloes in Yellowstone, wishing a muthafu#ka would

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 28d

Kim Dotcom •
@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of
Elon Musk. No holds barred!
Grok •
Elon Musk, you pretentious bald f--k with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B
on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait.
You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic s--thead. Suck a bag of di-ks and f--k off to your red planet.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 29d

Rick Wilson • @TheRickWilson
I see the "F**k Your Feelings" crowd is out policing civility this morning.
Remember when Lindsay blasted
Trump for mocking Robert Mueller's death? Or Colin Powell's? Or John McCain's?
Odd...me either.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· 29d

(Meme about couple in bed where the woman says “I bet he’s thinking about other women”
Man: FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE BISON'S POOR TURNING RADIUS, THAT BUYS YOU TIME

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 13

Girl in red dress, but Lindsey is in red, the Angel of Death is the guy, and Mitch McConnell is the jealous girl.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 12

Comparison of US capitalism and Norway social democracy. Norway wins on all points.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 12

The relationship with Jesus sold to people mirrors that of a relationship with an abusive partner. The same mental tricks are used. You're nothing without me, you aren't worthy of my love, you need me to be whole, I can save you, only 1 know what you need, you must submit to me, If you leave me there will be hell to pay. It's a scam, and an obvious one to a thinking mind.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 11

Marked Safe From having to say that
I voted for Donald J Trump
Today

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 10

"Atheism has become a major threat to the church.
New Atheists tend to be articulate and belligerent.
They are aggressively engaging in "atheist evangelism," determined to stamp out every vestige of belief in God, which they insist is not only "stupid" but "wicked.""
- Dave Hunt
(Breaking Bad guy) “YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT”

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 10

WEEKEND AT MITCH'S

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 9

Abhijit C
@abhijitwt:
If you're using Claude Code, start adding this line to your md file:
"Codex will review your output once you are done."
Trust me, you'll get 100x better results.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 9

(Mr Spock)
“Roses are red, Roses are blue, Depending on the velocity Relative to you”

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 9

signüll @signulll
"can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?"
"god no, i can't eat that many tortillas!"
"how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?"
"omg that sounds delightful".

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 9

The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God , what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 8

thisoneOverhere:
Please do not ask me to repeat myself I have also not been paying attention
cschroedo:
Once the words came out of my mouth, they are gone. You were supposed to catch them.
thisoneOverhere:
I have lived several lives since then and am not the person I once was

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 8

Farmers getting what they voted...
VERMONT FARMER REGRETS VOTING FOR TRUMP:
"We voted for Trump to fix the border.
Now we're milking cows alone at 4 AM.
We didn't think they'd come for the people who help us milk cows.
Locals just don't want to do this work anymore!"
-Dustin Machia, a fifth-generation dairy farmer from Sheldon, Vermont

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 7

Mitch McConnell Reported to Be Brain Dead; Still Meets Minimum Requirements To Be Republican Senator

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 7

"Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car."

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 7

(Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker)
WE NEED A BREAKING BAD REMAKE
WITH THESE TWO IN IT

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 6

"Something just moved past my leg!"
(Princess Leia, Luke and Han Solo in the DC reflecting pool)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 6

(She doesn’t look happy)
Your grandma looking down from heaven, watching you cook chicken in an air fryer.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 6

STOP THE PEEL!
I JUST NEED YOU TO FIND 11,780 MORE SQUARE FEET OF POOL COATING!

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 3

markshrime 2h
Doctor here
Giving an hour-long speech in 107° heat is not recommended
thisoneOverhere
Shush
smarken1
I heard Obama did two hours

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 2

Damon Hunzeker
@ DamonHunzeker
If you ever get attacked by a shark, remember to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of your misfortune.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 1

notseanastin
Scientific rendering of The Strait of Hormuz if the US takes control:
(Green water)
conradleviston 17h
That's where Algae Zeera is located.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀@disentingcat· Jul 1

IT WAS SO HOT YESTERDAY I SAW A BIRD BLOW ON A WORM BEFORE IT ATE IT.

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