I was going to jokingly suggest going Aragorn style, but apparently that’s a thing.

As was typical in my youth, I asked for a rock album, but my mom decided I’d like this one better since she didn’t know any of the songs on the album I requested.

“Lance, get on that .50…and somebody bring me my spinach!”

Or at least a whites-only officer corps. Someone has to be the first into the breach.

These are side-by-side in my feed. Reform is not an option. Wake up!

Giving off that Governor Swann emerging from hiding to shake his fist vibes

Did anyone report the attacker yelling “BORTLES!” right before the boats burned?

Really eye-opening book on how common that is:

Just finished an excellent book on the subject, especially the power prosecutors wield.

Ruht-roh

That is one big desk!!

It seems that way, Tim, but it’s not that simple.

😂😂😂

I’m sure they meant it this way:

I know we hate Scott Adams, but I do love Dogbert.

They threw hissy fits over him giving a speech in front of Marines!

DEA? Really?

Ha! 😂😂😂

I think Jamelle may be on to something: