dmrpolyps
@dmrpolyps
Raconteur. Bon vivant. Proud inhabitant of the island of doubt.
Me and the guys had T-bone steak tonight. I had mine medium rare. They had theirs medium well.
When we buy plastic storage bags, we don't wash them first before we use them. We just put whatever in them and move on. But the plastic storage containers that you get, those we wash before use, even though pretty much the same stuff is being put in them. So what's the protocol on these things?
It's got to be ki1ling Trump that there are exponentially more people at the funeral for a man that we are told is evil and universally hated than showed up for his bullshit 250th program.
I heard they made $29 million worth of charitable donations in honor of their nuptials. I think it's really nice when rich white people give money to help the less fortunate.
A complaint has been lodged claiming that the quantity and frequency of treats have been insufficient to sustain life. Two representatives of the complainants have arrived to commence negotiations.
This is a huge suprise. Nick Winters agents announced that he will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.
I had my buddy Thor with me today! I hadn't seen him in months and we had him today, he's going to be coming over a lot more. Everyone loves Thor. He made friends with my guys right away. He's coming with us for a few days over the 4th of July. Mrs P and I walked 4 of them today.