As a gay black woman, I sometimes forget to switch my sock puppet accounts.

They are all my preciouses

Norway doesn’t play when it comes to wiki vandalism.

I’m not reading all that. ChatGPT can suffer this nonsense instead:

The person before me paid almost $140 to fill up. Love how they pretend trump has ever touched the handle of a gas pump in his entire life.

Rolled his ankle while toddler-kicking 🤣

He has jabba shitposting nonstop

Every statue has limits. Also I agree.

Also:

Damn Pete, save some dick for the rest of the team.

Ruddy stop

Not to be that guy but, shout out to pods and Melton too

The war on Christianity is real but the call is coming from inside the house

“Who’s a good boy Pete? You’re a good boy!”

Where are the dems giving similarly “fiery” takes? Why does fucking MTG get to lead this charge?

Exactly what I wish everyone was saying. Every day we drop our babies off at school we pray to get them back at the end of the day. These poor people never will. And not only does our government not care, it doubles down and adds insult to injury.

New Logo unveiled. Stock go brrr...

"STEPHEN MILLER LOOK LIKE A RAW CHICKEN DRUMSTICK FELL INTO AN EMPTY SUIT COLLAR" Holy shit LMAO.

The exact frame where the first shot was fired at Alex Pretti, on the ground, unarmed, being assaulted (arrested) by numerous agents. These guys should brought up on conspiracy charges. I want to see their correspondences relating to mfg of shooting situations. streamable.com/udofq5?src=p...

Winnie Thicc Pooh #wagonwednesday

"gotta make my nut mkay"

JD is really leaning into the meme isn't he?

An important lesson for those who still think they're gonna be in the club after they get rid of all the brown people. Like, are there whiter people than Mormons?