Sachin. (@doctorexcellent) · DIRTY

Sachin.

@doctorexcellent

The ach is silent. Apatheist, nevertheless. But also always amore.

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Sachin.@doctorexcellent· 1d

Buying a team now nicknamed "Snowtime" fits, as well.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· 23d

The son shines.

A child in a yellow shirt walking with a green wagon, reflected in a puddle

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Jun 12

Kurt Cobain singing "Everyone is gay," a lyric from All Apologies.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Jun 1

Accurate. #Science

A graphic of two world maps with the title Year-over-year progression of Earth's Plate Tectonics. Greenland is missing from both for no discernable reason.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Apr 29

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Mar 20

A picture I saw recently comes to mind...

A child staring out a window, musing about how everything is connected... mostly by stupidity.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Mar 17

What I mutter angrily when I stub my toe or bang my knee.

Screenshot of a Government of Canada webpage about a tree pathogen called Sterile conk trunk rot of birch. Available at https://tidcf.nrcan.gc.ca/en/diseases-caused-by-pathogens/factsheet/1000010

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Mar 9

Plastic socket protector thingy thrown into a toaster (while parents weren't watching). Toddlers are the best. #Advice on getting this sorted?

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Mar 8

A jacket named for a guy much cooler than all of you.

A price tag saying JAMONTE BLAZER with unrelated numbers underneath.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 31

My kid's new shirt was made to get a stain on it that will resemble an asteroid, thus making it sad and funny.

A shirt that says "Happy Dino Family" with a picture of a parent and child dinosaur. Little do they know their fate awaits (if/when a stain resembles an asteroid).

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 23

Well after our lone star had abandoned us...

Vince Carter wearing Texas Rangers baseball uniform

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 22

My Reese's peanut butter cup had two wrappers. Do I win a prize? Or is the prize the extra wrapper? #MildlyInteresting

A mini Reese's peanut butter cup with two wrappers instead of the standard one wrapper.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 21

Here you go... Also, I'm Canadian so you'll have to explain further (and slow, eh), do all Americans pay the NYC mayor's salary? Is that how Mr. Giuliani got so rich?

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 20

When the #BlueJays play Game 7 of the #ALCS on #Diwali

AI generated image of a blue bird (wearing a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap) performing a Hindu prayer next to an idol of Lord Ganesh, who is missing the rat that is normally at his feet.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 20

Happy Diwal'oween A Spooktacular Festival of Light

A skull with a garland hung around it, above a door and surrounded by bricks

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 18

Some sky

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 5

Ahhh, a feel-good story

Text on TV saying CTV Edmonton
Billionaire Murders

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Oct 3

Fixed

A poster showing a timeline of Archbishops of Canterbury with Sarah Mullally's name replaced by the word "WOMAN" as a sarcastic reminder that she will likely be referred to as "female Archbishop..."

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Sep 26

top panel : Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples. bottom panel : Why should they be happy?

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Sep 24

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Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Sep 11

No I swear it gets better.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Sep 8

Whoever is spying on me via algorithm is wasting their time.

A headline clip that says Science news this week: A key Atlantic current nears collapse, the world's biggest iceberg shatters, and mouse brains rewrite neuroscience

The lyrics to a song that read, sigh, (I apologize to everyone who is hearing this)

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't come until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your nani on my tongue
And your booty on my face

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 28

"Then why don't you go chase him?"

A thermostat screen showing that it is 24.5 (no unit, but it's °C because they know nobody would ever think it's Fahrenheit.

Also, the text says "Fan is running."

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 27

Wooden cutlery... Tongue depressing.

A plate of food in a box with a small wooden spoon.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 26

With alt text...

A small child raising his hands to ostensibly praise wispy reddish clouds at sunset.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 18

Only because I'm a fan of smacking.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 13

Hot sauce in a jar with the words "Mango Masala Marination" written in bad handwriting.

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 12

More of a figurine than a puppet...

Sachin.@doctorexcellent· Aug 4

I can't see which of their rules I broke...

Tank You
It was a magical experience. Better than my marriage or the birth of my children. Some folks exchange propane tanks... But not at (COMPANY). They make you feel like a demi-god. I'd give five stars if they made me feel like a god, tho.