Kallen

@doctorpazuzu

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. they/them preferred but any pronouns are fine

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Kallen@doctorpazuzu· 28d

Life is beautiful actually

A low poly Ampharos modded into Mario 64, flying around with wings on it's ears.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jul 15

I liked the little dog

The Inuyashiki meme where Hiro is reading a manga and saying "One Peace is crazy good this week" but the text is replaced with "hlvrai is crazy good this week"

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jul 11

All this junk data and petty issues will only slow down social progress. It is because of this, Raiden, that it's important that we filter out such trivial information regarding Charlie Brown and his obtainment of hoes.

The AI version of the Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2 on a codex call with Raiden.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jul 4

Turning the fourth of July into the Fourth of shit

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jul 1

Climbing the empire state building and waving a flag with this on it.

A street mural of Yoda from star wars holding a stop sign that says "stop wars"

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jul 1

Man, fuck this bullshit future.

Shuhei Yoshida hands Adam Boyd a boxed copy of a game while both smile at the camera in the iconic PlayStation 4 "This is how you share your games on PS4" video.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 27

This is basically Grovyles whole charcter arc.

A screenshot of Pokemon Explorers of the sky, featuring Grovyle, Celebi, Dialga, and Dusknoir all overlooking a snowy mountain. The text has been badly edited to have Grovyle say "IF THE GUILD BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE POKEMON I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL..."

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 24

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 I made this one especially terrible I think.

The first panel features a shitty looking newsreader holding a stack of papers and reading news, saying "Breaking news! Hot new tech machine is estimated to cost $sixty bajillion dollars" Second panel has newsreader say "We also got fucking C3-PO to make jobs just not exist anymore.". Third panel has newsreader putting on a gasmask and saying "Air has also been declared as gay and liberal, so we won't be doing that anymore." "Fourth panel shows a white person on a blue couch saying "I'm so glad that Will Smith can eat Spaghetti now."

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 21

World lalafell day was great. I crashed a lot, someone played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon music, I have a new fear of the loading screens, and Jesse Cox was there which was cool. Huge props to the organizers because organizing a thousand toddler sized elf people sounds very hard.

Four lalafells hanging out on an island. One of the lalafells is Tataru from Final Fantasy XIV's main story holding a bouquet of roses, the lalafell that is second from the left is a girl who is holding a gun, the third lalafell is a black mage that is wearing Vivi Ornitier glamour, and the final lalafell is a boy holding two red glowsticks.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 20

The potatoes have begun their war in destroying the servers.

In Final Fantasy XIV, an army of lalafells marches through the east shroud of Gridania (which is a big ol forest) there are easily hundreds of people.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 20

Frightening things are happening on Final Fantasy XIV

A group of very ominous frog people form a line while carrying large flaming torches. A giant Winnie the pooh stands far behind them. A lalafell with silver hair stares at the frogs and a pixie floats above.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 20

Also the episode was p good I thought. A lot more characters crying and a lot less jokes then I expected but that's how it be with big finales sometimes. The first thing the movie showed was Zach Hadel fish and I didn't like that. I hope no one ever does that to me again.

The old Gamespot review score from the late 2000s.
It shows a 7.4 "Good" rating.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 16

I never heard of this dude until now so I looked him up. Minecraft in real life?

A young white man with a bad haircut and a shockingly blocky head. Like, dude looks like a lego fr.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Jun 9

Writing inessential character NPC's must be pretty fun. It allows developers to express that they're one out of maybe six people on this planet that simultaneously enjoys both Final Fantasy and Modest Mouse.

A screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV where a lalafell mage (a small dwarf-like person with the stature and characteristics of a human child) and a roegadayn (a large muscle bound person with gray skin) have a conversation withing a huge desert canyon.

The rogadayn is named Immodest Mouse and has a text bubble that says "That being said, it's not as if we can all float on working at the quarry like the old days."

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 28

From Derelict Stars steam page. I'ma gonna buy this, lmao.

From the review section of the Steam page for the videogame Derelict Star.

Reviews
“I seriously cannot recommend this game enough”
Raigan Burns

“It is absolutely lovely”
Daniel Linssen

“The intro level made me rage quit”
Jonathan Blow

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 16

I made this bitches head too biiiig

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 14

Finally

Mr Bean with his arms spread wide apart onto his hips while he smiles and stares dead eyed at the viewer

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 14

(gore warning) RFK Jr when he eat a squash (don't worry it's organic)

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 12

My thoughts on Shadowbringers so far.

A child with an oddly long neck smiles while the words "I enjoy" hover above him within a red oval.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 6

*Shadowbringers spoilers* Me when my friends rebuke me against going back into the caves and grabbing the jordans I just threw at a bunch of bears.

A young girl stands in a grassy field that features dilapidated stone structures, trees, and a large floating crystal (normal for Final Fantasy).
The girl, whose name is Minfilia, is wearing white clothes and is saying "It's nice of them to worry about us...but we really need those shoes,"

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· May 2

The true reason many fans hail Shadowbringers as one of the greatest Final Fantasy experiences of all time is actually because one of the areas has a place called the buttress which is teehee funny silly, heehee hoohoo.

A screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV's Shadowbringers expansion where a lalafell character in a castle-like building descends down a large flight of stairs whi8le a notification of letters above them spells out the word "The Buttress", showing that the lalafell character is entering an area called The Buttress.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Apr 30

They should put guars in more games, simply to spite Bethesda.

A screenshot of Final Fantasy xiv where a mord (Shadowbringers version of the kobold) is tending to a group of lizard like creatures called Ancient Lizards (they look like the guars from Morrowind)

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Apr 29

おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか I am average American queer person i enjoy bad game Final Fantasy xiv

An image of the game Final Fantasy XIV, featuring a lalafell black mage clad in black clothing staring in awe at the city known as The Crystarium.

Kallen@doctorpazuzu· Apr 27

I love when my controllers are weird and experimental, I love you goofy autistic brick controller. If it's well built and feels as good as other controllers than I'll have to save up.