Matt Grote
@dogthatbecameaguy
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Look, if I'm gonna be fluffy for awhile I'm gonna go triangle mode that's just how it is
Doodle stole the tiniest bite of cheeseburger from my dinner. This bitch literally said can haz cheezburger.
Happy birthday America I got you this picture of my legs absolutely popping off
Lowkey why do me and my fiance look like if we did a dragonball style fusion we'd be Zohran Mamdani? Anyway I proposed on our 10th anniversary where we had our first date which is, yes, nyc Pride.
Week 6✅️ Motivation is shit, energy is shit, program compliance is shit, body image is shit, can't even keep a schedule Showed up and did what I can anyway Lifetime PR'd pec fly and rear delt fly (305 and 205)???? Okay
Actual week 4 ✅️* Gotta wonder how many people can break 70 on a vo2max test 4 months post sternotomy. *I counted wrong lol
No matter what happens, so long as I live my nips are gonna be visible, that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Week 4 ✅️ REALLY bad this week. Big time regressions, gained a pretty stunning amount of weight. I needed energy elsewhere, show at UCB, friend's wedding, academic conference, but still. These first few weeks are vital and I'm kinda pissed i dropped the ball. Dial in. I look cute as hell anyway tho