Hamburger Dipshit🌹

@dohimjob

Shrieking Sports Socialist | Rowdy, But Polite | Official Chumbawamba Liker The People Demand Nuremberg 2.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· 6d

folks I am pleased to announce a new S Tier Ice Cream Sandwich

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· 18d

“THINKING!”

The XKCD compiling comic updated:

“The #1 Product Manager excuse for legitimately slacking off:

The shitty chatbot work makes me use for everything is “thinking””

Two stick figures are fencing on rolling chairs and a thought bubble emerges from an office: “Hey, get back to work!”

Stick figure: “Thinking!”

“Oh, carry on.”

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· 28d

Coyote on the golf course and I caught it mid-pounce!

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jul 15

We were talking about England/Argentina in the group chat earlier and I’m nothing if not consistent.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jul 10

Thee Parkside Forever

The facade of Thee Parkside with graffiti reading “forever” added

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jul 3

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jul 2

Exceptional packaging from Process Coffee in Belfast.

A box of coffee made to look like a vhs in a sleeve.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 21

XIX.
Me. Thanks for calling RadioShack, this is Jon. How may I help you?
Old man. Jon, is it?
Me. Yep.
Old man. Well, I got a joke for you, would you like to hear it?
Me. Sure.
Old man. Well, they call it the World Wide Web, is that right?
Me. They do.
Old man. Now, would that make Bill Gates the spider?
Me. I guess it would!
Old man. Well, that’s all. I just thought of that joke, and I thought, “who might get a kick out of that?” And I figured y’all at the RadioShack would get a kick out of it.
Me. I loved it.
Old man. Take care now.

That wonderful old man, to this day, is one of my chief comedic inspirations. God bless him.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 17

“I’ve had enough of this dude” with Tony Vitello

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 11

Ok sometimes technology is good as I will be able to watch the World Cup kickoff from the sky.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 11

GETTING CLOSER

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 7

In another piece of evidence for my Baltimore is the Greatest City on Earth file: Please appreciate this sponsorship banner on a little league fence.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Jun 5

GOD AND ALL HIS SAINTS FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED

41: REASONABLE AND PRUDENT • 1 min to go
make the limit that speed which was not being
exceeded by 85 percent of motorists, even if it means
raising the limit. This is known as the eighty-five
percentile limit."2
The rest of that Traffic Quarterly paper
philosophizes about the teachings of Saint Thomas
Aquinas and why we can ignore unjust laws— like
speed limits that are too low-because they don't
represent the common good. This idea that low
speed limits repressed drivers— was all the rage back
then. In discussing speed limits, a 1959 Traffic
Quarterly paper further connects it to what we
continue to believe about drivers: "While perhaps
well-intentioned, many of our motor vehicle laws are
KILLED BY A TRAFFIC ENGINEER • 33% READ

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· May 30

FOLKS

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· May 13

Really shocked this @footballweekly.bsky.social is longer than the 10 seconds or so for Max to ask the question and each panelist to say “No” in turn.

A 44 minute Football Weekly podcast episode called “Is the USA ready for the World Cup?”

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· May 2

Party time.

Quakes vs Toronto on the tv, Arsenal vs Fulham on the laptop

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· May 2

I don't often dip into the Giants subreddit, but sometimes after 3 miserable losses in 2 days you just have to see what's poppin'

A post titled "Has anyone checked in on the Crazy Crab lately?" and an image of a crab mascot holding a gun to his head.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· May 2

Я тоже, Вова.

What is Vova doing at 2 in in the afternoon?

O relaxing
X dreaming about beer
O looking for the bear

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Apr 12

Great day to watch both the finale of the Masters and also a bunch of baseball.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Apr 12

Whenever anyone tries to talk to me about Hasan from any angle

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Apr 2

Folks, May Day is coming up. Please join me in taking action! https://actionnetwork.org/forms/take-action-with-east-bay-dsa-on-may-day-2026?source=direct_link&

MAY DAY
Join the nationwide call for
No Work • No Shopping • No School
on May 1
Fight back against Trump and the oligarchy and build
our collective capacity to shut down the economy
4/8
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MID-
APRIL
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4/28
COMMUNITY MEETING
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COMMIT TO TAKE ACTION HERE
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EAST BAY
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OF AMERICA

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 29

Only a few of the incredible shows I saw here over the years. I will miss this place.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 29

Sweat giving it a good send off

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 29

RIP Thee Parkside

Graffiti reading “This will be condos you can’t afford!”

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 27

Sláinte

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 27

😍😍😍

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 26

Alas.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 25

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 25

Hamburger Dipshit🌹@dohimjob· Mar 25

This Netflix broadcast is already fucking awful but I am locked in.