Sarah

@domesticploddess

Newish mum. Veteran MSer. Experienced cat wrangler. Gardens, makes things, studies psychology. lefty . I try to be a good ally. She/them 💪💚

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Sarah@domesticploddess· 29d

They’re quite good photos.

Sarah@domesticploddess· 29d

Oh cool. I always wanted somewhere to keep my lube.

A personalised desk tidy in the style of a Marshall amp.

On the front it has been personalised with the name “Luke” only it looks like it says “Lube”

In the background is a small wooden guitar

Sarah@domesticploddess· Jul 16

Vibes

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Sarah@domesticploddess· Jun 16

Felt like you would like my mug

A pink and flowery mug featuring the words Up Your Bum.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Jun 12

My Instagram and Facebook appear to have gone boobs up just when I wanted to show my friends what I’d been up to today so I’m showing you instead.

Before picture of a little side table I brought from my old house to my new house. It’s in mango wood (mid brown tone) with four square drawers with little brass knobs. The style is evocative of Battenberg cake.

After pic: same table as before but with a painted black framework. The fronts on the drawers, side panels and table top are in bare wood.

Beside the table is a wood framed armchair with olive green velour upholstery and a fluffy black cushion.

Sarah@domesticploddess· May 24

Fighty Frank

A cow print black and white cat with a black beauty spot and fresh scratches over his nose and eyes.

Sarah@domesticploddess· May 22

Scobs Jasper Bramble Lily Rocco Trevor Alfie Frank Ariel George

Sarah@domesticploddess· Apr 30

I said Canesten combi last night and suddenly I was being ad targeted on insta

Sarah@domesticploddess· Apr 20

You mean like this one?

The original sculpture used for the momo hoax.

You know the one, bird feet with a weird human face. Big eyes, lank hair and thin lips.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Apr 15

Thinking of applying to Iceland Air with this very bad photo of Olive and Oscar the Oystercatchers on the Green in front of our house.

Two VERY SMALL oystercatchers on the green infront of my house. There is a hedgerow at the back with two saplings on the green and a path and low fence at the front. The very small oyster catchers are somewhere in the middle.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 30

@magnumificent.bsky.social I have redistributed the eyes

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 29

@magnumificent.bsky.social Found them

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 27

Found them

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 23

It’s come up again How odd

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 13

Slightly overcooked the eggs but hopefully my poorly tummy will be grateful.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 6

Cumbria claims it

A collection on Cumbrian inspired art prints

In the middle is a print that says Tek Care Lambs Ont Road.

To the left is a sketch of 3 Herdwick sheep face on.

To the right is a sketch of 3 Herdwick sheep bum on.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Mar 3

First ladybird of the season

A tiny little ladybird basking in the sun

It’s hanging out on the stump of an old bush.

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Sarah@domesticploddess· Feb 10

The timeline delivers

Sarah@domesticploddess· Jan 28

A story in 4 parts…

This is going to be WORK to describe so bear with me.

So I’ve cobbled together a bit of a bedroom media wall around a tall boy stag chest (which I haven’t repainted yet), a tv on top, two small wicker draw towers and two small shelves above that. There is also a row of art prints above to square it off as it were.

A tuxedo cat is on top of the right hand wicker drawers making his way on to the stag chest.

Said cat is now sitting nonchalantly with his back to the camera. On a small shelf to his right there is a bumper sized box of dreamies.

THESE TOO FACTS ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED.

Cat knocks dreamies off shelf. There is a semi obscured Clanger on tv behind him.

The dreamies are now all over the floor.

The cat is eating them.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Dec 30

All we need now is an army of teenage One Direction fans and Bsky will be exactly like Twitter in 2012

An account that followed me that consists mainly of male crotch shots.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Dec 18

Ok. How do I deal with this?

A cow print cat called Frank with mud all down his side and all over his head. He’s looking very sorry for himself.

In the background a tuxedo cat called Alfie just wants his breakfast.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Dec 7

@kernowshark.bsky.social in a “I saw this and thought of you moment” some pictures came up from the 10 year anniversary of our last floods. That’s my in laws street the day after the big day. The water was up to the top of the downstairs windows.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Nov 29

I see your pigeon pic and I raise you

A picture of a lady who was enjoying a nice, wholesome goose feed before being mobbed by pigeons.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Nov 24

My Frank is finishing off his morning snooze before the screaming for his tea commences at 3pm.

A white and black cat snoozing in a relaxed prawn state. He is short haired but also fluffy and soft.

He is lying on a purple chunky knit blanket on a green sofa. There is a pink, Pom Pom trimmed cushion in the back ground.

Sarah@domesticploddess· Nov 6

My rowan is looking very ruby red