Pretty certain that if I reacted the way I want to react to this person, no jury would convict.

Describe yourself in three characters.

"It's coming home."

Soon™

Farage's statement in full;

Ended up buying a few of Toyhax's Two-Dollar Sampler sheets (which are absolutely worth the money), so now I can change a Transformer's faction based on my head canon whims at any moment.

Have you read this "classic" tale, yet?

"Om. Nom. Nom."

The Labour leadership contest, pictured;

Had to shell out £150 today to get my boiler repaired because according to OVO, a pipe coming out of the boiler isn't part of the boiler and therefore isn't covered by my insurance with them.

Akuma and Balrog were due around the beginning of May, but E. Honda wasn't due until the end of August, so I guess it balances out, really. Just T. Hawk and Zangief to go now~

How it feels to live in the UK right now.

See also;

Thank you for your continued service, agent.

Why yes, I did make this in MS Paint, how could you tell?

What my internal monologue looks like...