Wonderful International Moon Day to all 🌙

Kevin found this old image that makes me chuckle

Solidarity with Iran as they face further American attacks.

Have a great International Day of Hope. "The world is your oyster. I mean because that's all the world is." - Adam Carolla.

They could have won 💔

No... it'll always be about money for me. That's just who I am. -getfiscal

You got it boss

Lots of snow beside our driveway now 🙃

Law & Order: KGB. Reposted because Kevin asked. I made these like ten years ago or something.

When I get a blue check on here I will feel so proud

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate.

Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays and lol to the New York Yankees.

Thank you Blue Jays

I tried to drop out of this because of the war or whatever but my assistant Matthew said it's locked in. I'll be performing my controversial one-man show "You Have Been Warned" and donating 10% of the proceeds to Doctors Without Borders. Last thing I'll say about this.

The @nytimes.com Opinion Editor elections are coming up on Tuesday November 4th 2025. This election there are 165 positions open and eleven eligible parties advancing candidates. Go to the website to register to vote.

Happy Wednesday

I wish more places near me had ethiopian fajitas

Hrm

I bought this T-shirt, pretty happy with it.

Poetry Sunday

Saw this and thought of you

$TSLA up over 95% year on year. #finsky

New public episode of You Can't Win where Freddy and I chat about the surprisingly good 2001 TV movie Conspiracy about the Wannsee Conference that planned the Holocaust. youcantwin.info/episode-165-...

Did you see JD Vance say the prequels are underrated...