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Himbo at the End of the World; Goth Homo Extraordinaire
I hope they make these Jim Henson Company monster cereal Muppets available in real life so we can see documentation of those who inevitably replace Boo Berry and Frankenberry’s mouths with Fleshlights.
Love that Spooky Space Kook has two skull face portraits and helmets, the red to mimic the “glowing” effect. Jada does great work.
Jada Toys does amazing goddamn work and these go up for pre-order on Monday.
What could I have possibly looked at to get this “product” recommendation? But also, like, what the fuck? Do people pay for this stuff? Internet tarot readings? “Extremely detailed!” Oh, fuck you.
A medication I take slows the breakdown of caffeine, extending its effects to 25-30 hours. This means any amount of caffeine affects my ability to sleep. Hence giving up caffeine. But this creamer flavor could warrant a return to decaf at home.
The absolute pinnacle of 3D filmmaking, though - it very deliberately seeks to maximize via visual depth the effectiveness through framing and consistent use of fore, mid, and background!
The box art for the NES game “Monster Party” held so much promise, but was ultimately (I’d argue) a betrayal. Turns out the Japanese game was loaded with bosses who were spoofs of popular horror movies (Aliens, Gremlins, The Fly) - all excised from the U.S. version, of course. Losses all around.
I’m celebrating our 250th the only way that makes sense: consuming this and then, naturally, absolutely blasting wet thick dooks all over my toilet bowl like chocolate spackling.
Wet soft hot vegetable slop? Like a Hot Pocket, but full of what you shit out after an unchained couple of hours at Golden Corral on a GLP-1? No thanks, Pepperidge Farms.
Going after work to buy a 13.5” rubber chicken statue for my living room. It’ll pair so well with the John Martin “Pandemonium” print I’m having custom-framed.
Why have we, as a society, moved away from the color avocado? It was once a hallmark of style and luxury, and also reminiscent of the split pea soup throw-up from “The Exorcist.” Tres bien! Speaking of soup, I’d hork down that Thermos dish of soup and pocket the Fritos for the neighborhood birds.
Doin me a heckin concern, GLOBAL PETRO ECONOMY (That most recent precipitous decline roughly start of April this year)
Saw a few posts from about a month ago: “Endings that live rent free in my head.” Those I saw were predominantly comic book movies, familiar blockbusters from past decade or so. With consideration, I thought mine would look markedly different. Voila.
Keke Palmer brought up 2 Girls, 1 Cup at a Hollywood Reporter roundtable with Ashley Padilla, Hannah Einbinder, Lisa Kudrow, Quinta Brunson, and Rachel Sennott. The reactions are amazing.
And I decided what book I’m taking with me to France to read; figured a Pulitzer-winning horror/scifi-adjacent bestseller written as one long sentence would be suitable.
Sadly, my layover at Heathrow is very brief, so not an opportunity to see this well-known liminal space (Backroom 188) connected to Terminal 4. Maybe if/when I go to London or if I’m connecting to/from Edinburgh.
Muh #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday and #FilmSky. I did laugh at the part in “Dancer in the Dark” where Björk bashes a man’s head in with a safety deposit box whilst sobbing. It’s a pretty grim movie but that at least got a belly laugh. Can’t say the same for the ending, though.
Yesterday, I mentioned I’m of the opinion McFarlane Toys generally produces low quality action figures. Today, McFarlane put this up for pre-order at a price point of $60.
Attention action figure perverts: McFarlane’s latest Superfriends hit pre-order today at 12 PM EST / 11 AM CST. Included are: - Black Vulcan - Wonder Woman - Farmer Superman w/Mr. Mxyzptlk Plus “red platinum” chase variants: - Evil Wonder Woman - Crystalized Superman - Phantom Zone Batman
We’re right to celebrate Sir Christopher Lee and Vincent Price - Peter Cushing yesterday, too - but don’t forget today’s also the birthday of departed writer/troublemaker Harlan Ellison.
The Captain Rhodes action figure from Trick or Treat Studios’ new “Day of the Dead” four figure assortment has a special “CHOKE ON ‘EM” action feature.
Nothing in this workaday world makes a lick of sense anymore … except Pressure Cooker Cat. This is all I believe in now.