Omg no it DOES EXIST! Husband has barely fucking aged. I have aged like MILK.

Without being too Facebook mum the first photo I have of us is NOT AVAILABLE DIGITALLY so I had to take a photo of a photo in a frame

Spot the difference

Walked into the office today (a once a month occurrence) and the head of HR just screamed 'OH MY GOD I CAN SEE YOUR LEGS, MALE LEGS' Ummmmm.

The vinyl haul of a fucking psychopath apparently

Unrelated but this was lunch and I've not stopped since

Aw. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Good riddance.

LOOK at what @mildperil.bsky.social did for me! Fabulous. Super pleased.

Outfit was a banger though won't lie (ignore the state of my office cheers)

Of course HIS lighting was incredible

Husband took rare photos of me during our anniversary meal and WHAT was this lighting. Actual ball bags under my eyes.

Absolutely KO'd

8 years married to my long suffering husband, and 18 years together. Celebrated by trying to kill myself running from Wolverhampton back to Birmingham, and then going to get pissed together in the woods.

Nothing hornier than this man in cuban heels in Strictly Ballroom tbh

SO MUCH FUN

Just showered and AM STILL SWEATING maybe that was a bad idea 🙃

It was fun though so I'll allow it.

Need Harry Styles' short shorts from last night's show STAT.

SERIOUSLY, I GET IT, I KNOW HE WAS A FAG

The double take I just took when scrolling 🧐

They've had a paid 'immersive' cinema thing in the park at the end of our road all weekend but if you sit in my local you can basically watch for free. Tonight it was Moulin Rouge which was fab but inexplicably had lots of bubbles? And fire.

I like Harry Styles as much as the next person but saying 'few pop stars have done more for LGBTQ+ visibility' has ENRAGED me, he's worn some fucking sparkly tops PISS OFF

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Madge is at the door of me nans house again

In news that may or may not be a direct result of the hangover that is currently trying to kill me, tonight's dinner is BEIGE and then I am off to stare blankly at Masters Of The Universe.

Nobody on earth will ever be fitter than Chris Evans in the first Avengers movie, thankyou for coming to my TED talk.

Want this on my gravestone tbh. Tit seconds from flopping out. Beautiful grimace. Smoke in her eye. World's worst toilet behind her. Just 😘

I do objectively think I am better looking now tho just sayin