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Doug Pasnak

@dougpasnak

I am a meat popsicle.

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Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· 1d

Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only. #FilmSky

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· 1d

As for skull coning from Infowars

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· 1d

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

An image of a red book cover

“THERE'S NO
MONEY IN A CURE"
AND OTHER HILARIOUS CATCHPHRASES FROM IDIOTS

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· 7d

Eat shit, James Freeman, you dumb motherfucker.

Screenshot of WSJ headline.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
OPINION
And You Thought Hunter's Pardon Was Biden's Most Disgraceful
Even with broad legal protection, Dr. Anthony Fauci refuses to answer Covid questions.
By James Freeman
Updated Jul. 30, 2026, at 4:54 pm EDT

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Jul 6

When Sven is feeling classy he likes to sit as if he’s preparing to do an interview.

Grey cat with white markings rests on the arm of a couch.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Jun 24

An image of a pensive man on the left frame and three goth women on the right. Text underneath reads “Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Jun 1

Cookie Bunny has appropriated your meme.

A white rabbit steals a cookie from a blue plate of cookies.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 24

Fuck you, Google.

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Shitficiation of Fitbit courtesy of Google.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 24

“I say good sir, regale me with more tales of adventure.”

A grey and white cat slays on the edge of couch.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 17

Current Status

A campfire over which marshmallows are being roasted.

A campfire over which marshmallows are being roasted.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 3

Post something random or you’ll have an awful May.

A cartoon villain manipulates a mechanical device, saying “LITTLE DID I DREAM-..
WHEN I DEVISED AN INCINERATOR TO DISPOSE OF OUR VICTIMS
THAT IT WOULD BE THIS USEFUL!

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 3

Did anyone know they made an Arc Raiders movie before the Arc Raiders game came out? #ArcRaiders en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prospec...

Poster for the 2018 movie “prospect“ starring Pedro Pascal.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 3

This was kind of intense.

Poster for movie “Bugonia”.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· May 2

To wit…

A collage of angry white people wearing sunglasses sitting in their cars. Probably all talking bullshit.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 27

"National Scale Investigation" How many imaginary Antifa terror cells is he going to try to tie this shooting to?

A bug eyed worm who claims to be head of the FBI sobered up long enough to pretend the latest assassination attempt is anything more than an isolated angry person with access to guns.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 27

Sam Adams O@samadams.bsky.s...
Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ's legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table.

Walk me through the evolution of your thoughts on Michael Jackson through the making of these films. What have you learned?

I learned Michael Jackson fucked little boys.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 26

Possibly Best Barbie, too.

Kate McKinnon as “Weird Barbie”. She is holding a high shoe in one hand and a sandal in the other.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 18

This movie is just banger after banger.

Advert for Disney movie Moana showing the two main characters, Moana and Maui in front of a background of ocean waves.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 13

"...and that, My Liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." #MontyPython #logic

Image of a CAPTCHA featuring a variety of cymbals, two screwdrivers, a duck, a stork and a buffalo. Text above image reads "Click on everything that weighs as much as a witch"

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 13

"Viktor Orban gonna lose so bad he has to run for a seat in Alberta." #YEGPolitics #Alberta

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"viktor orban gonna lose so bad he has to run for a seat in alberta"

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 12

They got all the brands here, Marge. Somy, Magnetbox…

Image of a video card advertised for sale. Test reads “Soindbkaster X-Fi titanium pci card with thx
$200”

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 12

Sven likes to sit like a little gentlemen.

Grey and white cat rests on the arm of a couch.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 5

He is Risen

Spock, for the movie “search for Spock”.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 4

Caturday. #Caturday

A grey and white cat laying on his back.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 4

A hand with a rosary wrapped around it and a black cat with its fangs bared. “Jesus is dead til tomorrow so let’s do some crimes”

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 3

Post something random or yall will have a crappy April.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Apr 1

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO! #ARTEMIS #CSA #NASA

Image of a tv on a wall showing the Artemis rocket preparing to launch.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Mar 30

The Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode “Those Old Scientists” is top 20 if not top ten Star Trek and one of my absolute favourite episodes of any Star Trek, to the point that when I see a post about it, I go watch it again. Which I’m doing right now… #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #LowerDecks

Image of Ensign Boimler in sick bay with Pike, Mbenga and Noonien-Singh from Star Trek Strange New Worlds.

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Mar 28

They thrive on being hysterically dishonest.

An exchange with a hysterical person.

jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky....
8h
Bluesky Elder
INSPIRING!
The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to acompany Bob into the afterlife!

Scotgirl72 @scotgirl72.bsky.soc... • 2h
Reported to @bsky.app for death
threat

Doug Pasnak @dougpasnak.b... • 32m
In literally no way, shape, or form is that a death threat. Learn how language works.

Scotgirl72 @scotgirl72.bsky.social

Oh sweetie. Go suck that orange pedo harder, Nazi.
8:09 PM • Mar 21, 2026

Doug Pasnak@dougpasnak· Mar 27

Current Status

Miniso store display for Miniso Edmonton. Basically a giant red ball with a smiling face and a blue hat.