In need of a Dad for cleanup and maybe round 2 😈

It’s been a long, very tiring week. Hopefully I can get some stress relief in with something hairy and warm ;)

Thank god for bowser day

Feelin kinda bad this week but at least my luck in pogo is kinda cracked

Recent really cool shinies

Can you tell I was pent up and needing a hole? 🥴

Legit almost got caught taking this still had my shirt up and had to play it off lol

It’s #FCF and the Raiders Splatfest! Go Team Power!!!

Sleepy horny belly 🫩

How about some hotdogs and creamed cake with your bro for the 4th ;) @typekale.bsky.social

God I need someone to be a good boy and take this load for me 🥴

Want a ride? Let’s end Pride with a bang 😈

Damn I needed that 🥴

Wanna ride the bear?

Shoutout and big thanks to my goat @bonesmith69.bsky.social for getting me a kubfu and helping me finally polish off my Pokédex craze! Now what will I do????

*SO CLOSE*

You know for only playing for like max 2 days (not full days) life been ripping through this. The only one I’m real worried about is a native Kubfu but after that it’s just breeding, catching, and evolving the last like. 28 or so.

I’ve decided to take a break from Deltarune after getting to chapter 3 and start the tedious and arduous grind of getting all these fuckers for a my little pony ass Pokémon. I’m not bitter I’m just. Why didn’t I make a living dex???? Curse me before I had my shit together in Pokémon!!!

Also apparently I’ve got a gif of myself on telegram that I didn’t know of. You can tell by the freckle and the dark spot under my boob :)

Prepare your face to be sat on!!!

Bellllyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ngl I forgot to post yesterday but HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I found this jock while digging for socks so I decided to try it on and show it off! Lmk if you guys like it :3

I’m replaying Deltarune because I’ve somehow never played chapters 3 and 4 and I needed to replay chapters 1 and 2 to fully get all the things and FUCK man Jevil sucks ass you telling me I gotta hit this bitch 9 times with hypnosis? I can hit like 6/7 max before I start the healing spiral

Lazy Sunday

Why would you think I’m mentally ill? That’s crazy… anyway check this out!

Got ghosted again but he didn’t deserve my cum anyway

Is this pose lazy and I’ve used it a million times? Yes. But have you considered it slays for me?

Oh yeah I’ve got a slut insta follow me if you want. I post like. Once a year if I remember to lol

Sorry Dad I couldn’t hold it 🥴

I just ate some really good instant birria ramen 🤤