Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️

@drakegenderthief

They/Them Nonbinary Artist, Political Activist, Home Wrecker, Magic Player, Bookworm All Your Gender Is Mine!

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 28d

Mystery Booster 3 reprinting many of the Unknown Event playtest cards with art is going to be so fucking cool too! I can't wait till I see the rest of the set's cards!

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 28d

You guys! The sets coming out next year look so fucking cool! I'm telling you now, I'm getting everything from Kamigawa Titanbreach! And I am so excited for what Zhalfir and Nauctis have in store! The art for these sets is beyond incredible if you haven't watched the preview panel video go do it!

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 28d

Stardew Valley!(it seems to draw on a similar design as The Waffle Restuarant from MCAtlanta)

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 28d

In ten days time we will meet again, my old enemy.

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 28d

I'M SCREAMING! I LOVE STARDEW VALLEY SO MUCH THIS ROCKS OH MY GOD!

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· 29d

Rules question: Does Krang cause Ultron's last ability to trigger twice when he Connives?

Ultron, Unlimited
{1}{U}{B}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Villain
Flying
Whenever Ultron attacks, he connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever a creature you control connives, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token.
2/2
Illustrated by Nathaniel Himawan

Krang, the All-Powerful
{4}{U}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot
If a player drawing a card causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Krang.
“I am Krang, the All-Powerful! I have never been defeated!”
3/3
Illustrated by Yuhong Ding

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 15

I love Sacrificing Our Commanders, Comrade

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 15

Was giving it some thought and I honestly think Captain James T. Kirk might be an incredibly strong piece for a Mono-Red Aggro deck. Any players back in the time of Ramunap Red might remember how easy it is to go Hellbent for Hazoret. Don't sleep on this card.

Captain James T. Kirk
{2}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Officer
Whenever Captain Kirk enters or attacks, choose one. If you have no cards in hand, choose one or more instead.
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token.
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Illustrated by Jason Pastrana

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 15

Gotta be my favorite Elder Dragon

Chromium
{2}{W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flying
Rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Chromium unless you pay {W}{U}{B}.
7/7
Illustrated by Lisa Heidhoff

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 15

I love my MDFCs

Waterlogged Teachings
{3}{U/B}
Instant
Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
The long-dead librarians are still on hand to recommend selected titles.
Inundated Archive
Land
This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Moldering tomes line rotting shelves. Generations of priceless knowledge fade from memory beneath the waves.
Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

Agadeem's Awakening
{X}{B}{B}{B}
Sorcery
Return from your graveyard to the battlefield any number of target creature cards that each have a different mana value X or less.
“Now is the death-hour, just before dawn. Wake, sleepers, and haunt the living!”
—Vivias, Witch Vessel
Agadeem, the Undercrypt
Land
As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
“Here below the hedron fields, souls and secrets lie entombed.”
—Vivias, Witch Vessel
Illustrated by Dmitry Burmak

Disciple of Freyalise
{3}{G}{G}{G}
Creature — Elf Druid
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature’s power.
“Freyalise is gone, but her song lives on.”
3/3
Garden of Freyalise
Land
As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
The Juniper Order safeguards secret places that still thrum with traces of Freyalise’s life-giving magic.
Illustrated by Valera Lutfullina

Glasspool Mimic
{2}{U}
Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue
You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control, except it’s a Shapeshifter Rogue in addition to its other types.
“When I touched the Glasspool, I tasted infinite possibility.”
—Ashen Wal, Akoum Expeditionary House
0/0
Glasspool Shore
Land
This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
“Past and possibility come together in the vastness of infinite reflection.”
—Ashen Wal, Akoum Expeditionary House
Illustrated by Johan Grenier

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 15

There's also the Zookeeper just waiting to break out of his cage

Diligent Zookeeper
{3}{G}
Creature — Human Citizen Ally
Each non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its creature types, to a maximum of 10.
“I wish I could get her a big, open prairie like she likes. I’d let her hop her way to happiness.”
4/4
Illustrated by Maojin Lee

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 14

I really hope people aren't going to start discourse over signed cards

Nibelheim Aflame signature gold stamp Art Card

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 12

You've got my favorite sword so I'll pledge my second favorite sword!

Eater of Virtue
{1}
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
Whenever equipped creature dies, exile it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
As long as a card exiled with Eater of Virtue has flying, equipped creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance.
Equip {1}
Illustrated by Canata Katana

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 9

Annual reminder that Mutate is a lot cooler than you think it is

Snapdax, Apex of the Hunt
{1}{R}{W}{B}
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Cat Nightmare
Mutate {2}{B/R}{W}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.)
Double strike
Whenever this creature mutates, it deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls and you gain 4 life.
3/5
Illustrated by Viktor Titov

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
{1}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Minion
Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can’t attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
{3}: Xantcha’s controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.
5/5
Illustrated by Mark Winters

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 8

Everyone shut up, we got a sequel to The Infinite and the Divine! Toxic Robot Yaoi 2 babyyyyy

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 4

Hear we got a Transgender Lizard event in Pokemon Go today

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jul 3

One of the benefits of being a #Vorthos is I can casually drop obscure character information on casual players like: Did you know Chromium commonly turned himself into a human, was a court jester for a time, got impregnated as a human, and a planeswalker friend of his turned his corpse into a Barge

Chromium, the Mutable
{4}{W}{U}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flash
This spell can’t be countered.
Flying
Discard a card: Until end of turn, Chromium becomes a Human with base power and toughness 1/1, loses all abilities, and gains hexproof. It can’t be blocked this turn.
7/7
Illustrated by Chase Stone

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 29

I can't be spending $200+ on a Festival in a box just to get a single card but god damn do I want that one card

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 29

The wide range of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl to The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl /s

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 29

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 27

This but it's banned cards in the fantasticar

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 27

I absolutely love the art of these Dragons on top of them also being very fun to play with

Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
{2}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit
Flying, trample
When Atsushi dies, choose one —
• Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
• Create three Treasure tokens.
4/4
Illustrated by Takayama Toshiaki

Beledros Witherbloom
{5}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flying
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with “When this token dies, you gain 1 life.”
Pay 10 life: Untap all lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
4/4
Illustrated by Daarken

Dragonlord Silumgar
{4}{U}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flying, deathtouch
When Dragonlord Silumgar enters, gain control of target creature or planeswalker for as long as you control Dragonlord Silumgar.
3/5
Dragonlord Silumgar
{4}{U}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flying, deathtouch
When Dragonlord Silumgar enters, gain control of target creature or planeswalker for as long as you control Dragonlord Silumgar.
3/5
Illustrated by Alison Johnstun

Shadrix Silverquill
{3}{W}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon
Flying, double strike
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may choose two. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player creates a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
• Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
• Target player puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control.
2/5
Illustrated by Kekai Kotaki

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 27

Way ahead of you, but I appreciate the suggestion!

Discord snapshot of me considering the Rover Blades

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 27

I don't want to be the next, "Mythic Brawler," I want to make an Evil Skateboard without Katara telling me to go fuck myself every time I think about tapping my lands.

Ultron, Artificial Malevolence
{3}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Villain
Whenever another nontoken artifact you control enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a token that’s a copy of it. If the token isn’t a creature, it becomes a 2/2 Robot Villain creature in addition to its other types.
“Father, humans served their purpose. My imperative now is to terminate them … and you.”
—Ultron, to Hank Pym
2/4
Illustrated by Nino Is

Skateboard
{1}
Artifact — Equipment
When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
“Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?”
Illustrated by Hokyoung Kim

Katara, Waterbending Master
{1}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent’s turn, you get an experience counter.
Whenever Katara attacks, you may draw a card for each experience counter you have. If you do, discard a card.
“The strength of your heart makes you who you are.”
1/3
Watermark: Water Tribe
Illustrated by Yueko

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 26

Tezzeret did cast off both of his colors entirely in an effort to get ahold of the Endstone

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 25

I've been able to kill with low cost equipment, but most of the time Arena players tend to concede the moment you turn off their commander's abilities

Blackblade Reforged
{2}
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}
It spilled the blood of one elder dragon. In Gideon’s hands, it may yet taste another’s.
Illustrated by Chris Rahn

Shadowspear
{1}
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink.
{1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equip {2}
A weapon of darkness for a warrior of light.
Illustrated by Yeong-Hao Han

Buster Sword
{3}
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+2.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.
Equip {2}
Illustrated by Douzen

Lost Jitte
{1}
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on Lost Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can’t block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {1}
Illustrated by Yeong-Hao Han

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 25

Been messing around with this deck in Brawl and goddamn, Wasp draws so many cards if you cover your opponent's stuff with these auras. An incredibly unique blue deck #mtga #brawl

Wasp, Shrinking Savior
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Hero
Flying
Whenever Wasp attacks, up to one other target creature gets -3/-0 until your next turn. Then draw a card for each creature with power less than 0 on the battlefield.
“I guess someone needs a little more negative reinforcement.”
1/3
Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast

Fresh Start
{1}{U}
Enchantment — Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-0 and loses all abilities.
“I know leaving your old life was no easy choice. Welcome, Novice Sardul.”
—Elsha
Illustrated by Joe Slucher

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 22

My LGS no longer has foil Robot Villain Tokens

Picture of my playmat covered in foil Ultron Tokens

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 22

I won my prerelease with an Izzet Target My Own Artifact Creatures deck splashing White for Monica Rambeau//Photon and did very well. Ms. Marvel and Fin Fang Foom do some crazy work when applying buffs to Viv Vision, Iron Man, and Machinesmith Automaton. It was pretty hard for my opponents to stop.

Monica Rambeau
{2}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Hero
Flying, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
{2}{R}{W}{W}: Transform Monica Rambeau. Activate only as a sorcery.
Above the city, she glows …
3/3
Photon, Living Light
{2}{R}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Elemental Hero
Flying, hexproof, prowess
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
… her power beyond anyone’s wildest dreams.
4/4
Illustrated by Xabi Gaztelua & Marta Nael

Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Mutant Inhuman Hero
Vigilance, reach
You have no maximum hand size.
Embiggen Fist — Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you control, draw a card. Until end of turn, Ms. Marvel gains “Ms. Marvel’s base power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.”
1/4
Illustrated by Smirtouille

Fin Fang Foom
{2}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Alien Dragon Villain
Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets an artifact or land, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Put two +1/+1 counters on Fin Fang Foom.
His limbs shatter mountains. His back scrapes the sun.
3/5
Illustrated by Filipe Pagliuso

Viv Vision, Teen Synthezoid
{3}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Hero
Flying
Cybernetic Senses — Whenever Viv Vision attacks, draw a card if her power is 4 or greater.
Power-up — {7}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Viv Vision. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by her mana cost if she entered this turn.)
2/2
Illustrated by Nereida

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️@drakegenderthief· Jun 21

The secret to winning your prerelease events is to be obsessed over the fictional charcters #mtg