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Draken BlackKnight

@drakenblackknight

Full bio and introduction post: Emergency backup account of both @draken@masto.nyc and @draken@sharkey.world Reply guys/contrarians get autoblocked

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Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· 12d

Some of what you'll see on my Mastodon page: masto.nyc/@draken/1170...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· 14d

Geordiposting meme, a new variation of an anti-PISS meme that's been going around.
Top panel:
Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Bottom panel:
Plagiarized Information Synthesis System (PISS)

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· 19d

Geordiposting meme, a new variation of an anti-PISS meme that's been going around.
Top panel:
Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Bottom panel:
Plagiarized Information Synthesis System (PISS)

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· 21d

I stole this from Discord.

A search result from Google with someone asking "how many days of the week have have poop in it"

The answer is as follows and Google claims it's from both Jnstagram (spyware owned by Meta) and Reddit:
Only one day of the week contajns the word "poop" hidden inside its spelling. (attributed to Instagram)

That day is Wednesday, because the letters p-o-o-p appear exactly in that sequence when you spell it out: (attributed to Instagram)

• Wednespoop

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· 26d

A gag news article.

Top text:
Elon Musk - Dead at 52 - Says There Is No Need For Disinformation Laws

Below that is a pic of Phony Stark captioned that it's from Shutterstock

Bottom text:
Phony Stark, better known by his alias "Elon Musk," has died in his private airplane after an autoerotic asphyxiation incident, trying to solo his way into the "Mile High Club" due to a lack of women willing to accept money from him. Stark, 52, who has made his fortune from his father Errol Musk's blood emerald mine in South Africa, has famously said that the internet does not need any internet watchdogs.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jul 9

Solid purplish-blue background with a yellow image and text, meant to lampoon "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles. The image is in the center and is a silhouette of a pineapple with a bite taken out of one side, similar to a certain "fruit company." Text on either side is in the same font as Yellow Submarine and is to be read in the following order:

We all live in a cyberpunk hellscape

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jul 4

Once I finally got out of bed I spent just over 2 hours replacing Linux Mint (who accepts financial support from known fascist PewDiePie) with Fedora.

Terminal readout from the Fastfetch command showing my Fedora 44 installation..

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jul 2

Some of what you're missing by staying on corporate-funded antisocial media. masto.nyc/@draken/1168...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jul 2

If an 80YO relative claims he was talking to a guy who died 20 years before he was born you'd be at a lawyer's office in 30 minutes asking about how to get power of attorney. Also, this:

Geordiposting meme.

Top panel:
Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Bottom panel:
Plagiarized Information Synthesis System (PISS)

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jun 23

www.npr.org/2026/06/23/n...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jun 19

A little child with a mullet. The kid can't be any older than 5. He's wearing a Johnny Cash shirt where his name is stylized like a Jack Daniel's label. Image is captioned "You're never too young to get kicked out of a Waffle House."

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Jun 12

So wait, the group behind that bogus "peace prize" also presents soccer games?

A 17th century European dandy in a tricorn hat and powdered wig staring at something with his hands clasped together and lips pursed. The top bar above this image is captioned as follows:

ME REGARDING EVERY SPORT EVER...

Image itself is captioned thus:
I say,
what a rather robust group of fellows. Which color are we rooting for?

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· May 29

infosec.exchange/@catsalad/11...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· May 10

masto.nyc/@draken/1165...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· May 7

This is what I've been working on for the past few hours. Making sure this works. Welcome back, CalyxOS. I've missed you very, very much.

A screenshot of Android's "About Phone" screen with the latest CalyxOS test build shown.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· May 1

An image of an anime woman in a business pantsuit with an ID hanging off of a lanyard, wearing square eyeglasses and carrying a briefcase in her right hand. Her left hand is extended towards the foreground of the image as if reaching out to us, the ones viewing it. Image is captioned "LET'S GO TO CONS IN OUR Late 40s TOGETHER" with "Late 40s" inside a black box in different font because I edited the meme a few months back in a very janky manner.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 30

Since we all know lots of devices out there record our phone's names, change them to this number.

A screenshot of my Pixel 10's "About Phone" menu in Settings where my phone number and Google account are both obfuscated (via Signal). Under device name is the number 8647.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 26

masto.nyc/@draken/1164...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 26

bsky.app/profile/drak...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 22

Forgot to mention yesterday that I got my Antifa membership card.

A New York Public Library card with the text saying so on the right hand side. On the left hand side is an artistic rendering of one of the lion statues outside of the 42nd St library. At the bottom is text that reads "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER"

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 19

I don't care who says what, this would be the ultimate Linux room.

It's obviously a store display with artwork on the top and some on the door. The top artwork has a stylized wooden sign covered in some ice and snow and it reads "Beer Cave" and is surrounded by a pair of seated penguins who both suspiciously look like Tux, one of the Linux mascots. The sign on the door is another artistic rendering of a wooden sign with ice and snow on top that says "Beer Cave ENTER HERE". There is one window to its right and two windows to its left and beer can be seen through all three windows.

As I said in the post, "the ultimate Linux room."

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 11

masto.nyc/@draken/1163...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 10

masto.nyc/@draken/1163...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 9

beige.party/@the_etrain/...

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 5

My collection of Zombie Day memes.

It's a scene from the Jebus Chainsaw Massacre. We have Qui Gon Jin (played by that guy from Person of Interest) chained to a stone as Roman soldiers are whipping him. Qui Gon is all bloody and cut up. Image is captioned as follows:

HI I'M JESUS CHRIST AND WELCOME TO JACKASS

A picture of Qui Gon in black and white and he's floating while other people are below him marveling at his Force powers. Image is captioned as follows:

Help me you idiots. The aliens are taking me!

Similar photo to the second one but the Ghostbusters have Qui Gon in their proton stream preventing him from flying off. I guess their proton packs nullify the Force. No caption.

Two panel meme. In the top panel there are people in bright robes outside of a cave. Maybe theyre Force devotees or something. That panel is captioned "HE HAS RISEN!"

The bottom panel is inside the cave and three of the original Ghostbusters (Spengler, Venkman, Stanz) are there holding a trap. Panel is captioned "GOT HIM!!"

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 4

Finally put the "Not Dead Yet" pin I got from @1dark1.com last month on my jacket.

The right breast pocket of a black M65 field jacket. On the pocket cover flap is a red pin with an artist's caricature of a novel virus in black. In the virus's center is silver text that says "NOT DEAD YET".

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Apr 1

This is what happens if you type in sudo apt moo on Debian-based Linux today.

This is a screenshot of my Terminal on Linux Mint 22.3
Top text reads as follows:
draken@draken-ThinkPad-T480:~$ sudo apt moo
The last three words of the above are in white, the computer name is in green.
Below that is a giant ASCII depiction of a cow captioned as saying "Have you smashed some milk today?"
Underneath that is the computer name again, and again in green.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Mar 29

Okay, I touched grass. Now what?

A screenshot of my Terminal on my ThinkPad T480 running Linux Mint where the following is displayed:
draken@draken-ThinkPad-T480:~$ touch grass
draken@draken-ThinkPad-T480:~$ ls grass
grass
draken@draken-ThinkPad-T480:~$

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Mar 29

Grifters grifting grifters.

A screenshot of a post on a failing legacy surveillance media site from the white supremacist terrorist organization "Libs of TikTok" that says as follows:
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X just charged me $10,000 despite us not renewing our business account subscription and requesting through premium support multiple times to remove our gold check.

Can someone help me @nikitabier @elonmusk @premium @support
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Below that is an invoice paid out on March 28 2026 to the amount of the $10k mentioned in the post.

Draken BlackKnight@drakenblackknight· Mar 26

There's a black and white cat with the mouth open and standing on hind legs. The background appears to be a 1970s living room with the wooden floor and the old TV in the background. Caption around the cat is a Manos the Hands of Fate reference that reads as follows:

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.