Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻

@drewbear

He/him gay geek TTRPGs, writing, scifi/fantasy/horror Lvl 47 GM Ex SCP Admin “A bear is just a man who made a choice.”

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Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· 5d

Crown looking in on his boys Art by @hickeybickeyboo.bsky.social

Burly anthro raven-man wearing gray robes trimmed with light lavender feathers as a ruff and gold thread has a golden infinity symbol hovering above his head. He’s wearing multi-lensed glasses and holding a mystical device. Hovering in front of him is a scrying pool showing 4 figures & he’s slightly hunched over the pool, doing something with the mystical tool over it. Also hovering around the ravenman is a large wooden staff carved with glowing yellow circuitry and surrounded by intangible shapes. Hovering above the head of the staff is a small glowing planet Earth. Another thing hovering is an open purple book with a pink-purple glow that has a gear-shaped halo. There is also a delicate side table with a fantasy-styled pitcher on it.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· 11d

The Tale of Slender Jimothy, the Intent of God. Aka eldritch beings can be fren-shaped, too.

Slender Jimothy, Intent of God ~ “You are special,” his mother reassured. “You were made exactly as God intended, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise...”

He held her until she was cold.

The other raccoons who feared him all his life now showed no mercy. After she was gone, they banished him to wander the lands. One day, a human found him and shared his visage with the world.

“He’s perfect,” the people said. "Protect him at all costs!"

Their praise reached him, and for the first time since her passing, he felt comfortable in his skin. And so, in a cathartic release, he let himself grow.

Slender limbs unfolded from his stout spine as his form creaked past the forest canopy. His fingers lengthened into trembling, nervous claws, and pale light filled his sorrowful eyes.

And yet, even in his true form, they loved him. Crowds gathered at the forest edge to witness his shape looming beyond the fog. They worshipped him, painted him, and gathered beneath his shadow.

"He's beautiful!" they wept.

He lowered his shy hands and listened. In their voices, he heard his mother once more.

“Exactly as God intended...”

At last, he believed her.

I am... special.

I am... God’s intent.

I am... Jimothy.

#jimothy #eldritch #cosmichorror

Greywash drawing of a raccoon-based monstrous being. He’s standing on 2 legs and hunched over, but still more than twice the height of the surrounding trees. He has 6 arms. The top pair are bent with the index fingers touching in a nervous-appearing manner. The middle pair are bent with the forearms point upwards. The bottom pair are pointed at the ground. One of them is reaching towards a very small human silhouette in a fashion similar to God & Adam in the Sistine Chapel. His head looks like a raccoon’s and is still as tall as the human figure.

Overall, Jimothy gives an impression of nervous hope.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Jun 19

As an #SCPFoundation author & ex-Admin: lol My #SCPeeps, we got a containment breach!

Google’s AI Overviews are treating SCP files as if they were real

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Jun 6

If sexuality is a spectrum, then there must be one person who’s The Most Gay. That person is Sappho of Lesbos, so gay that sapphics/lesbians are named after her twice.

Screencap of a tumblr thread. First post contains a picture of a cracked fresco of a dark-haired woman. Caption reads:

A female Greek poet, Sappho, was said to be married to a man name Le Kerkylas of Andros, but historians think it may be a joke as his name translated to “Dick Allcocks from Man Island.”

First comment by dedenne reads:

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as Sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

Second comment, by congenitalprogramming, reads:

no I’m totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island I’m megahet

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Jun 1

Happy Pride Month! #LGBTQ #queer #RPGs #RoleplayingGames #Pride #GayPride #PrideMonth #gaymers #HappyPride

4 panel comic:

The first panel has two women asleep against each other. There a word bubble that says: “To the LGBTQIA+ players and characters…”

The second panel has a purple cyclops wearing jammies sitting at a table, behind a rainbow DM screen. There’s a word bubble that says: “…To the Game Masters that fill every game with love…”

The third panel has a blond-haired twink and a shorter androgynous person with purple hair. They’re each holding up a d20 and smiling. There’s a word bubble that says “…to all of the LGBTQIA+ community…”

The fourth panel is of a tiny happy goblin holding a Pride flag. In rainbow colors across the background is “HAPPY PRIDE!”

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Apr 25

I went to a local fairy festival (like a Renn Faire, but more fantasy) today for my birthday weekend and had a lot of fun. Also? So many hot guys (all gave permission to take a pic)

Person in a full body outfit as an anthropomorphic griffin in medieval-esque garb.

Man with long gray hair & beard costumed as a barbarian king. He’s toasting the camera with a drinking horn.

Fat man with a chubby face and salt-and-pepper beard is wearing a belted olive tunic with a dagger strapped to his side. He’s smiling.

Man dressed in drab-colored medieval peasant garb. He had a stuffed possum hanging from his neck and is wearing a rumpled conical red hat, revealing him to be a gnome. He had a long dark brown beard with a curled mustache. There are metal beard decorating his beard.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Apr 21

So there’s a FB page called Orcoscope that posts daily horoscopes, as told by an orc. They’re pretty uplifting, too! Here’s today’s

ORCOSCOPE
Yer daily horoscope, from an orc
April 21, 2026

Today got bad luck, but it got clown shoes on.
Stuff may flop, spill, wobble, or
make dumb sound at worst possible time.
Annoyin’? Yeh. End of world? Nah.
Dis more comedy curse than doom curse.
If one lil mess turn into three,
do not hand day your whole soul.
Sometimes universe just throw
Banana peel at arbors to stay humble,
Laugh first. Fix what you can.
Let the rest look stupid by itself.

ORC WISDOM

“Some disasters is just jokes wearin’ armor.”

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Apr 9

I wonder if my dog thinks that I’m part dog, what with the very fuzzy face

Picture of a white man with a long, full beard tied into a ponytail

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Apr 3

Finally! An appropriate time for them to be blooming! #rose

Close up of a small, partially open rose and a rosebush. There’s a white person’s hand pulling aside some leaves so the rose is fully visible.

Closeup of a small rosebud on a rosebush.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Mar 28

One of my favorite conspiracy things is the maps that flat-earthers come up with. Perfect for pulp fiction RPGs!

Flat Earther map of the world, including an outer ring of ocean & continents beyond the “Antarctic Ice Wall”

Another flat earther map showing not one, but TWO rings around our world! The first ring is the one from the prior map, then separated from the outer ring by a huge mountain range, then the outer ring is bounded by vast territories that are essentially elemental planes (abyssal ocean, endless tundra, trackless desert, eternal mountains).

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Mar 24

And yet, Mr. Bloodmaw is the best English Literature teacher the district has ever had. #orc #orcs #teaching #funny #school #teacher

Screencap of a thread on X, all written by Sam Sykes:

orc who gets laid off from rampaging across the countryside and has to get a new job as a high school teacher.

“Gregory. I have graded your essay.”
“You can call me Greg, Mr. Bloodmaw.”
“I would not grant you the honor of that, Gregory. Not after I have seen the weakness in your spirit and your textual analysis of Melville. You have earned this C, Gregory. Will you break beneath it?”

“You shed tears of weakness, Stephanie. Why.”
“My parents took away my phone, Mr. Bloodmae.”
“When I disappointed the elders as a child, I was cast into the Pit of Fangs. I strangled 20 vipers before escaping. Their venom is still in me. Pain is the warrior’s gift, Stephanie.”

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Mar 17

Can any #AmericanStamps person let me know how much these are potentially worth? Envelope came into the ofc w/ these & I kept them. Thought it was odd that someone kept AND USED #stamps from the 80s.

7 stamps stuck on a piece of paper. 4 are 1984 Winter Olympics stamps. 1 is a Eugene O’Neill $1 stamp. 1 is a Henry Clay 3¢ stamp. 1 is an Abraham Baldwin 7¢ stamp. There are no cancellation marks.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Mar 10

My updo is on trend, right? I’m one of the hip and cool cats of Generation Zebra? Side note, where’s my Advil?

Bust shot of a shirtless, very hairy man with a long beard and a pile of curly hairy on the top of his head.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Feb 14

Happy #ValentinesDay, #GalentinesDay, and #PalentinesDay! And for those who none of these apply/appeal, we got something for you, too!

Picture of Tumblr post by queen-breha-organa

Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?

Great news, bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:

James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages.

Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Feb 7

Crown is tending to the web of Time & Fate. Art by @vetrowolf.bsky.social

Drawing of an anthropomorphic raven wearing ornate robes. He has a glowing infinity symbol as a halo and is holding a magical staff. His wings are partially unfurled. He’s gesturing at a glowing point of red light, which is partially encircled by Red glowing line extending up & down out of frame. The raven-man is appropriately lit from in front by the red light. In the background is what appears to be a sea of stars in muted & dark blues. Thin blue beams are impacting it from above.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Jan 24

Pick 1, 2, or 3. The more you pick, the weaker they are individually, though they can synergize. There’s a hard cap of (current) Superman level. Based on your choice(s), you get a primary, secondary, & tertiary power. What do you pick/get? #superpower #MakeYourChoice

Chart of 100 different 1-word power category descriptors. Each one has a small icon associated with it. The chart is titled “Elementals/Power”

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Jan 8

Starsky & his bat ears are adorable this morning, as always. #dog #pet #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky #AdorablePet #pittie

Same dog, head turned slightly down but still looking at the camera.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 25

Merry Barkmas from Starsky! #Xmas #MerryXmas #dogs #DogSky #DogsOfBluesky #BarkBox

Dog-themed Xmas card with Starsky the brown & white dog as the centerpiece. Text says:

Merry Licksmas
And A Drooly New Year

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 21

The very first time that any of us met Starsky and it was obvious that he was our dog and we were his humans. The rescue was Dog Warriors Rescue in Raleigh, NC, btw. #DogSky #DogsOfBluesky #AdoptDontShop #dogs #RescueShelter

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 16

Xmas Alignment Chart Which one are you? #Xmas #rpg #alignment #funny #DND

Handwritten D&D-style Xmas alignment chart. Across the top is Nice, Neutral, and Naughty. Down the left side is Jolly, Neutral, and Grinch.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 16

Today is my work unit’s Xmas party. #Xmas #beard #ornaments #festive

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 9

“So Many Reasons To Be Thankful” My guys having Thanksgiving feast together Art by @nsfw-gex.bsky.social

5 furries seated around a food-laden table enjoying Thanksgiving dinner. In order from left to right, they’re a dwarven werebear, a boar, a raven, a bear, and an orc.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 5

Just got my KS #boardgame package for #GoodDogBadZombie by the #TesaCollective. One of the pledge levels included getting your own pet as a playable piece, so here’s Starsky! #dogs #DogSky #DogsOfBluesky

Player card for Starsky for the boardgame Good Dog, Bad Zombie

Player card & standee piece for Starsky for the boardgame Good Dog, Bad Zombie

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 5

Starsky pouting because I was working instead of petting him. #dogs #DogSky

A brown and white medium sized dog curled up in a kennel with an open door, looking accusingly at the camera.

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Dec 5

Got my stickers & vinyl cling (the rainbow parking pass) from @toadkingstudios.bsky.social and they look great! The stickers are even larger than I expected & I can’t wait to put them places! #SCP #SCPFoundation #MC&D #SerpentsHand #stickers #HolographicStickers #gay #queer #LGBT

6 stickers of various SCP Foundation universe symbols and designs

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Nov 24

Interesting. Couple of people not where I expected

Skircle.com map of significant interactions to/from this account

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Nov 8

Dawn of the Second Day

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Nov 7

Dinner with the guys at the con. Good company, good games, good times 😁 @targrus.org @kaijustew.bsky.social @legendce.bsky.social

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Nov 7

I T B E G I N S @acadecon.bsky.social here we go!

Bust of fat bearded white guy with glasses & wearing beads in his beard

Drewbear 🏳️‍🌈🐻@drewbear· Oct 19

Starsky was cold yesterday morning. #DogSky #DogsOfBluesky #cute #dog #ColdMorning