Perez Hilton inner thoughts:

Suddenly dropped below 20 Celsius and I'm low-key cold

I don't know anymore

So the only man left on my roster is a 50 year old in an open marriage

All my trade disappeared while I was in hometown so I'm just horny AF on the bed

Don't think any of my new neighbours smoke weed

On what

Oh lord I need him

When are they putting the new kelela on Instagram stories I need to spam

The new avatar backdrop

Wtf is that link

Overestimated my family's spice tolerance when cooking for them

Wait yes

Something is wrong with the seed we're sewing

The men on dating apps in manchester are so fawkkkkkkkking fine

Smoking a fat ass spliff while new kelela plays on loop

I enjoy vegyn in the sun

Randomly had a hot flash and stomachache while having a shit

We hotboxed last night

Parents forgot the weed for the trip so now we have to split my 3.5 among 3 of us over the weekend

Started gaining weight after giving away all my waist 34 jeans to charity

Madonna isn't on my grindr grid anymore is it just gone now or

I'm seriously devastated

7 8 9 and 10 seeing this

Meeting in 20 minutes and I'm still in bed

A Sunday which means getting high all day

No one is free to smoke weed with me

And did