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Andrew Bellware

@drewsky

There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children. I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.

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Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 19d

"I am the voice of one crying out in the wilderness!"

The image features a pika, a small mammal resembling a mouse and belonging to the family Ochotonidae, sitting on a rugged rock surface. The pika's fur is a light brown color, blending with the rocky landscape. It has large, rounded ears and is positioned to the left of the frame, looking upwards. The background consists of softly blurred shades of blue and gray, emphasizing the pika's alert expression. The textured rock displays variations in color, with darker and lighter patches, and some areas covered in greenish lichen. The lighting casts a gentle glow, highlighting the pika’s fur and features.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 20d

www.comicsands.com/reid-rasner-...

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 20d

Me, on the way to ban sharia law.

The image features a cartoon-style squirrel with vibrant orange fur and a large, fluffy tail. The squirrel is positioned towards the left side of the image and is in a playful pose, appearing to be animated or lively. It has a small, round body with a tiny white patch on its belly and bright eyes that suggest curiosity. The background is a solid black, which creates a strong contrast with the bright colors of the squirrel. To the right of the squirrel, there are two lines of text written in bold, white letters. The first line reads, "HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!" and the second line, smaller in size, states, "UM... SO... WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE?" The overall composition emphasizes the humorous and light-hearted nature of the image.

Alt-text:

A cartoon squirrel with orange fur and a fluffy tail on a black background, with the text "HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL! UM... SO... WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE?"

Transcribed Text:

HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!
UM... SO... WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE?

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 20d

One of our scouts has returned with news from the front.

The image features a pika, a small, furry mammal, in a natural rocky setting. The pika is carrying a bundle of grass and thin green plants in its mouth. Its round ears and big, dark eyes are prominently visible, giving it a curious expression. The pika’s fur appears soft and brown, blending into the earthy tones of the surrounding rocks, which vary in size and texture. The background is softly blurred, emphasizing the pika's detail while hinting at a natural habitat that includes a variety of other rocks and muted colors.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 21d

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." -- Hans Gruber, Die Hard

The image showcases a small mountain hare perched on a rocky outcrop, set against a soft, hazy background. The hare is primarily brown with white and gray markings, creating a natural camouflage against the rugged gray stone. It appears to be facing away from the viewer, its fur catching the available light. The rocky surface on which it rests is uneven and textured, with sharp edges and varying shades of gray. The distant background features a gradient of muted blues and greys, suggesting a vast mountainous terrain, partially obscured by atmospheric haze. The overall mood conveys a sense of solitude in a natural environment.

Alt-text:

A mountain hare sits on a rocky outcrop, facing away, with a hazy, mountainous background.

Transcribed Text:

Hal Massie

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 22d

The Ambassador of the star-system with the most powerful and destructive armada in the known universe just looks so cute and cuddly but travels with a score of R-48 Destroyers armed with subatomic rail guns and about forty battalions of cybernetic mobile-infantry Marines.

The image features a small animal resembling a juvenile deer, standing on a bed of mulch. The animal has a brown coat with lighter patches and large, rounded ears. It is facing the camera, with its big dark eyes capturing attention. Surrounding the animal are various green plants with elongated blades and leaves, contributing to a natural, outdoor setting.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 24d

Froggo.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 27d

Baby bunny.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· 29d

This one's on me.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 13

The image features a humorous comic-style depiction in a medieval manuscript format. The scene lays out a conversation between a therapist and a person, where the therapist asks about coping strategies for nervousness. The person humorously suggests envisioning medieval rabbits performing at music recitals. A small, detailed illustration of a brown rabbit, standing upright, is shown on the right side of the image playing a stringed instrument, resembling a lute. The rabbit is illustrated in a stylized, medieval manner, complete with elongated ears, a slender body, and is wearing a simple tunic. The background has a faded, parchment-like texture with muted colors, enhancing the vintage feel of the illustration. There are also snippets of text surrounding the rabbit, written in a calligraphic style that indicates an ancient manuscript.

Alt-text:

A medieval-themed comic featuring a rabbit playing a lute beside dialogue about coping with nervousness, presented in a whimsical style.

Transcribed Text:

Therapist: So what do you do when you're feeling nervous?
Me: Think of all the brave medieval rabbits who crushed it at their first music recital?
Therapist: nodding Be the bunny.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 12

I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 10

We have met the enemy and he is snuffly.

The image features a close-up of a porcupine resting against a textured, brown tree branch. The porcupine displays a soft, fuzzy coat in shades of light brown, with long, prominent quills extending from its back and head. Its large, rounded nose and wide-set eyes provide a curious expression. The animal’s small paws grip the branch, showcasing sharp claws. The background is softly blurred, suggesting a natural habitat but lacks detail that pulls focus from the porcupine.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 8

Have you seen today's wild turkeys? Now you have.

The image depicts a grassy backyard area surrounded by tall trees, creating a lush, green setting. In the foreground, two wild turkeys are visible, foraging on the ground. They are positioned to the right of the center, with one turkey walking and the other appearing to scratch the earth. In the background, a white fence encloses the yard, and there is a glimpse of a white structure, likely a house, with a yellow umbrella visible to the right side of the image. A pile of wood or bricks is stacked against the fence at the far right. The overall lighting suggests a sunny day, with dappled light filtering through the trees.

The image captures a wild turkey standing in a lush, green landscape. The bird is mostly dark brown with hints of iridescent feathers, particularly around its wings and neck. It appears to be an adult male, characterized by its distinctive beard and the overall robust body shape. The background features a patch of grass speckled with small white flowers, and there are blurred hints of plants and structures, including what looks like a house or shed partially visible in the background. The lighting is natural, contributing to a serene, outdoor atmosphere.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 4

Happy Independence Day!

The image features a historical announcement or poster celebrating the surrender of General Lee and his army. The central visual element is a large, detailed eagle with wings spread wide, symbolizing freedom and victory. Above the eagle, a ribbon displays the text "LIBERTY & UNION FOREVER." The eagle holds a scroll in its beak with the words "BY THE GRACE OF GOD, FREE AND INDEPENDENT." Below the eagle, two banners prominently feature the terms "SLAVERY AND TREASON" and "BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE!" framing the announcement together with the declarations of surrender. The background of the poster has a texture resembling old newspaper print, enhancing its historical context. The overall color scheme is predominantly beige and brown, suggesting age.

Alt-text:

A vintage poster announcing the surrender of General Lee and his army, featuring an eagle with wings spread, text proclaiming "LIBERTY & UNION FOREVER," and the phrases "SLAVERY AND TREASON" and "BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE!"

Transcribed Text:

GENERAL LEE AND HIS ARMY
HAVE SURRENDERED!
ALL HONOR TO THE GALLANT BRAVE!
DAWNING OF THE DAY OF PEACE.
SLAVERY AND TREASON
BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE!

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 3

This is you.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 3

Titiana's fav thirst pic just dropped.

The image features a black donkey with its head facing the camera. The donkey's large, erect ears capture attention, with a slight tuft of hair at the base. Its fur appears sleek and shiny, with a rich, deep black color highlighted by soft natural lighting. The animal's expressive brown eyes are prominent, framed by dark lashes, and its elongated snout is soft and subtly textured. The background is softly blurred, emphasizing the donkey's features and creating a serene atmosphere.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 2

I would like to file an objection.

The image displays a digital thermometer and clock positioned on a wooden surface. The thermometer, branded as L.L. Bean, prominently shows an indoor temperature reading of 82.8°F and an outdoor temperature of 104.4°F. Below the temperature readings, the time is displayed as 5:04:39 PM. The device features black buttons labeled "MEM," "ICE," "MODE," and "CH" with a touch interface symbol underneath. In the blurred background, there are two photographs mounted on the wall, one featuring a person in a teal top and another showcasing a person in a red skirt, both possibly taken outdoors. On the right side of the picture, part of a dark, ornate book can be seen, hinting at intricate detailing on its cover. The surrounding area includes various cables and soft materials, indicating a casual indoor setting.

Alt-text:
A digital thermometer displaying an outdoor temperature of 104.4°F and an indoor temperature of 82.8°F, along with the time as 5:04:39 PM, set on a wooden surface with a nearby ornate book and blurred photographs in the background.

Transcribed Text:
104.4°F
82.8°F
5:04:39 PM

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 2

Nobody talks about how this is you.

The image features a close-up of a donkey's face, presented in a whimsical and prominent manner. The donkey is centered in the frame, with its large, round nose taking up a significant portion of the image. The soft grayish-brown texture of its skin is contrasted against a vibrant blue sky, which occupies the background. The donkey's expressive eyes are partially visible, with long eyelashes adding a delicate touch. Its ears are perked up and slightly tilted, showcasing the orange-brown coloration on their insides. The horizon is subtly visible at the bottom, suggesting an outdoor setting. Overall, the composition provides an engaging and humorous perspective of the donkey.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 2

Oh what a tangled walrus we whiskers and tusks and such.

The image captures a close-up view of a walrus underwater. The walrus's large, rounded head is prominent, showcasing a pair of distinct, long white tusks protruding from its mouth. Its skin appears thick and wrinkled, exhibiting a grayish-brown coloration with a somewhat glossy texture due to the water. The eyes are round and expressive, with a hint of curiosity visible. The surrounding water is a mesmerizing blue, lit by light rays filtering through, creating a serene and vibrant backdrop. Bubbles and small particles can be seen swimming around, contributing to the underwater atmosphere.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jul 1

That's pretty much what's going on.

The image portrays a resting brown bear lying on a large log. The bear's fur is thick and brown, with lighter shades blending into the darker tones, suggesting its healthy condition. Its head is resting on the log, with eyes closed, indicating a peaceful state of rest. One of its front paws hangs over the edge of the log, showcasing its large, powerful claws. The background features soft green hues of grass and foliage, creating a serene and natural setting. The log is textured and slightly weathered, adding a rugged contrast to the bear's soft fur.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 30

This is an amazing dress.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 29

And you are?

The image features a blackish-brown animal standing amidst lush green foliage. The animal has a rounded body covered in soft, textured fur. Its head is slightly angular with pointed ears, and it has a distinctive mane of lighter fur running down the neck. The animal's face is turned towards the viewer, showcasing its dark eyes and prominent nose. Surrounding it are bright green leaves, creating a vibrant contrast against the animal's darker fur. In the background, there is a rocky texture, hinting at the natural habitat.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 28

I think this is another 4 leaf clover in the same area.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 27

Two rabbit morning.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 27

An eventful evening. Two four-leaf clovers and a bunny.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 26

Hello my name is Petunia and I live in Stamford.

The image portrays a Highland cow, known for its distinctive features, standing in a grassy area. The cow has a thick, shaggy coat that is a vibrant orange-brown color. Two long, curved horns extend from its head, framing a face with a prominent muzzle and expressive eyes. The background consists of a blurred wooden fence and a green structure, with patches of dirt and grass visible on the ground. The brightness of the scene indicates a sunny day, casting a shadow of the cow onto the ground.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 25

This is you.

Woman
1976

Joan Miró
The image features an abstract, playful figure composed of various colorful shapes and bold outlines. The central figure is reminiscent of a humanoid or animal-like character, characterized by a predominantly black outline with sections filled in with bright colors including red, blue, green, yellow, and black. The figure has exaggerated round shapes for the eyes and body, while the limbs feature curved and angular forms. A chaotic background of splattered paint adds texture and visual interest without detracting from the central composition. The overall appearance is vibrant and energetic, typical of modern abstract art.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 25

I object to my width being equal to my height. As should you. As should you.

The image depicts a small bird sitting on a smooth, light-colored surface against a softly blurred background. The bird is predominantly plump and fluffy, with a rounded shape. Its plumage features a striking combination of dark teal and white colors; the dark feathers on its head transition smoothly into a white, fluffy neck. The bird has its head slightly turned and tucked into its body, partially obscuring its face. The texture of its feathers appears soft and downy, adding to its rounded appearance. The overall composition conveys a peaceful and serene atmosphere.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 24

Your nose has a schmutz. Not mine. Yours.

The image shows a young meerkat on a sandy ground. The meerkat is facing the camera, showcasing its alert posture. Its fur is a blend of light brown and cream, with darker stripes along its back. The creature's round head features large, expressive eyes and small ears that stand out against its fur. The background is softly blurred with scattered brown leaves and dirt, enhancing the meerkat's presence in the foreground. Overall, the scene conveys a sense of curiosity and playfulness.

Andrew Bellware@drewsky· Jun 22

First you try to make a silk purse out of my ears and now you want to put lipstick on me. I'm starting to think this is more about you than about me.

The image features a wild boar standing in a natural setting, partly obscured by foliage. The boar has a thick, shaggy coat of dark brown fur with lighter patches, giving it a rugged appearance. Its face is broad with a flat snout and small, rounded ears that protrude, enhancing its distinctive look. The background displays a blurred landscape of trees and undergrowth, contributing to the boar's woodland habitat. The overall composition highlights the boar in a candid moment, showcasing its alertness and natural environment.