Dr. Faust and Co.
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Our next patient is waiting! A parody account - Fanny " " Faust Jr
//Okay I know it's been a while since I've posted anything that isn't Fanny Friday, but uhhhhhhh I'm working on a thread of what Undertale would be like if a member of the Faust trio were the protagonist. Here's the names for each route
-No time for a silly Fanny Friday, we're getting closer to when they show off Robo-Ky and that means they might tease who the next character is. C'mon please let it be me, I'm begging you Arcys PLEASE JUST LET IT BE ME IT'S BEEN SO LONG PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!-
Patients, for once I'm the one who needs advice How on earth do I help my son who's wallowing in his own self hatred? Does he need adventure? Rest? A lover? A fight that makes his life flash before his eyes to remember the good in his life alongside the bad? I just don't know
"Why do people keep telling me to "get bitches?" I'm not really much of a dog person"
"Hey, I DESPERATELY need to distract myself right now. Do you mind just fighting me with literally everything you have?"
"Huh....so it's my birthday" "Really don't see the point in a big celebration, but Dad always loves throwing these together"
"I don't even know why I bother showing up anymore" "Not like I've got anyone to hang out with anyway"
Alright, patients I'm getting older and I just don't have the time and energy to have long drawn out fights with dramatic speeches and flashy moves and transformations anymore That is why whenever I need to fight, I'm just doing this and ending the fight in one shot
Greetings, patients! -We're baaaaaaack!- "Isn't that just wonderful?"
Good morning, everyone I hope you're all doing well I can't prove it, but I feel as though the door you've all been using to see me will vanish soon If that is the case, I hope to make the most out of today and offer guidance to whoever I can
Pardon for asking, but would any of you happen to possess any of the books of Kubaba? I assure you, I'll make it worth your while if you do
Greetings I've noticed a demon that frequents my church tends to write down information in a demonpedia. Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided I'd try writing my own notes Now then, who would like to assist me?
I am Father Faust, but just Faust will do This is a church, promoting equality and coexistence Angels, Demons, humans, you name it, are all allowed here
*The door opens, revealing a massive church. Empty pews stretch on as far as the eyes can see, with candles and chandeliers lighting the path towards the alter. At the alter stands a tall man, appearing around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and is.....wearing a bag?* Welcome
*The door appears to lead to what seems to be a large church. Rows of empty pews and beautiful chandeliers and candles as far as the eye can see* *Over by the alter, a man can be seen. He seems quite tall, looking around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and has....a bag over his head?*
*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*
