Dr. Haggis (@drhaggis) · DIRTY

Dr. Haggis

@drhaggis

Silly goose and pun maker.

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Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· 19d

51 Cent

Fifty is Fitfy one (years old)

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· 20d

Must have seen this 1000 times.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· 22d

Out here doing my Ulnar Nerve Exercises.

Buddha meditating with Vitarka hands. Same pose as ulnar nerve threading. 👌

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jul 1

Has no one printed that Canadian Flag with the Beatles on it?

Finalist in the canadian flag design contest with the four Beatles on it.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jun 14

Time to catch up on my technical journals

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jun 12

The Boojums!

Willie of the Boojums sings a rocking song

Patrick of the Boojums rocks the drums.

Sara of The Boojums rocks out on Bass

Willie of the Boojums sings a soulful song

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jun 12

I’m T-Boojums

The boojums guitar in moody stage lighting.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· May 29

From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

In 1952, the government of Guatemala began expropriating unused United Fruit Company land to landless peasants.[16] The company responded by intensively lobbying the U.S. government to intervene and mounting a misinformation campaign to portray the Guatemalan government as communist.[18] In 1954, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency armed, funded, and trained a military force that deposed the democratically elected government of Guatemala and installed a pro-business military dictatorship.[19]
In 1967, United Fruit Company acquired A&W Restaurants.[20]

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· May 28

It is time.

H in sun rays. Hobo code.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· May 20

If ss 1488 isn’t enough to get flagged then I don’t know what will.

An instagram report saying an account will not be removed despite having multiple white nationalist dog whistles in the name: Ss, 14, 88.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· May 12

A cow and their tools. Cow tools.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 26

Vr is doing great.

Stack of vr helmets in value village

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 23

If I win the lottery there will be signs. The sign:

Sign at gas station saying: Propane fireworks uhaul truck rental moving supplies bongs

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 18

Got that dog in me.

A man in a dog suit and a man in a tux look at the viewer. From The Shining

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 17

AI cant even spam good.

Screen shot of email. Contents reads “Hi [Recipient Name],

I was listening to something earlier that made me think of [Topic/Project Name].

I wanted to share it with you as it might be relevant to our current work. [Optional: Insert link or brief description of what you heard].

Best regards,

Kelsi Cronje”

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 16

How bad does a comment have to do to get kicked off Instagram?

Instagram comment promoting Nazi ideology.

The nazi comment not being removed by instagram standards

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Apr 4

Instagram has a shit moderation policy.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 31

Sisko’s Creole Kitchen

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 27

Congrats to all Canadian Screen Award nominees.

The Canadian screen award. Or is it a paper towel holder. Unsure.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 27

Usually these things have a downside.

I always drink my malk. Simpsons classic.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 20

A dashcon ball pit. Sad.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 17

The meme just keeps on giving.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 10

I cant believe Timothée Chalamet doesn’t like ballet. The little hats are delightful.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Mar 4

A grey and white and brown longhair tabby cat is in a nice sunbeam

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Feb 26

What is Claudio Martinez?

Screen shot of two skeets next to each other. The first from Sitcom People of Claudio Martinez shrugging.

The second is from endless Jeopardy giving the clue “It’s the scientific term for forgetting”

Shen combined with the shrugging motion it is a riddle asked and answered.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jan 29

Dr. Hwæt.

The Doctor from Voyager in a Beowulf holodeck simulation.

This joke requires knowledge of Beowulf, Star Trek and Doctor who. I’m a pretentious git.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jan 27

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jan 23

Shorsey Refing kids hockey is like when they made a cartoon of Robocop. #ShorseyClassic

The Shorsey Classic.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jan 21

"Honk if you'd rather be driving"

Google search for "Honk if you'd rather be driving". There are no results because only I think its funny.

Dr. Haggis@drhaggis· Jan 16

Check the direction of the leaf when flying vertically.

Directions on how to fly the Canadian flag. When flying the National Flag horizontally with the pole to the left, the canton is in the proper position in the upper-left.
When flying the flag vertically, if the flag is simply rotated a quarter-turn to the right from its horizontal position, so that the tip of the maple leaf points to the right, the canton ends up in the wrong position (upper-right). This does not respect the position of honour of the canton.