
Albert R.@dsifriend· May 8 Someone buy me tickets pliz 😭





Albert R.@dsifriend· Feb 28 Derrumbaron el kioskito de la Milla de Oro! 😱

Albert R.@dsifriend· Feb 17 This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Albert R.@dsifriend· Jan 24 Aquafina switched to a sans-serif font while I was away and now I’m mad 😠

Albert R.@dsifriend· Dec 14 Esta tiene que ser la atracción más pendeja para unas fiestas. FFS #BlueSkyPR


Albert R.@dsifriend· Nov 28 LOL, just noticed these coffee cups from the ‘04 Olympics still had a #GDR flag on them

Albert R.@dsifriend· Nov 16 I have this problem with my dog. Such a nuisance! /s

Albert R.@dsifriend· Nov 8 Mine’s too old for fetch but she’ll do the same for cheese

Albert R.@dsifriend· Oct 27 STOP 🛑
Mandatory wallpaper check!

Albert R.@dsifriend· Oct 23 Maybe it’s just me but personally I’d like to know you can handle actual real life babies if I had where to pick mine solely off advertising


Albert R.@dsifriend· Oct 12 Oh nooooooo! Mr. Keebler, what did they do to you?!?!?!?


Albert R.@dsifriend· Oct 2 Is this like a kids edition or… ?

Albert R.@dsifriend· Sep 28 So glad to be back with this little old lady 🥰

Albert R.@dsifriend· Sep 27 I’m suddenly reminded why I used to hate FRA so much

Albert R.@dsifriend· Sep 27 Leaving my mark and covering up Nazi BS before I’m gone.