Super Bowling halftime. 💤. Except Shakira. Shakira is always cool.

Go Argentina and/or Spain!

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Take a peek at Section 3 of the Tennessee Constitution:



Go USA! We mean it, man.

Ready

Go Australia and or Paraguay!

Go Jordan and or Algeria!

Not drinking the apple juice at the World Cup bar.

Go Paraguay, less so Türkiye! But man, Türkiye is IN THE HOUSE!

Go Austria and/or Jordan!

Welcome to San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (in Santa Clara). Sometimes known as Levi’s Stadium, but FIFA actually made them cover up the logo.

Go Qatar or Switzerland!

This guy, right?

Trump, use us!

Paper planes only, comrade!

The Noppon Brothers would love to meet her!

Please give my taxes to these fine gentlemen. Thank you.

If the toilet paper was stuck to his shoe, it would have a bit of verisimilitude.

In its purest form:

For example, here is Quinipiac polling in 2014 for the 2016 Republican nominee (feel the Jindalmentum!):

As in,

One of these guys.

Could add The Visionary.